Alternative use of sex toys

Well, I just now found out that I can use this http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=22458 as a butt plug. A bit strange butt plug, but still a butt plug.

It has been discontinued as an item and the regular way of using it did not work for me, but as a butt plug I found it actually feels good. Still have not tried it with the wand, as my previous experience showed the vibrations were not strong enough, but I would probably do that soon enough - just for testing purposes. Not that it matters anymore, I am just curious.

So, I am interested - has anyone found an alternative use for a sex toy designed to be used for something else? Especially, if you prefer the alternative use to the original one...

I use some of my vibes on the OH anally it just under his balls.

I use some of my bullets to give head ear and neck,massages,they are small and less powerful than the wands,so ideal

My wife bought this purely as a foot rest to help shave her legs in the shower....

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16716

I was recently sent this: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28684 and we discovered it pleased him more as a prostate toy than it did me as a female, g-spot, rabbit toy.

i have a hummer with an LED light in it the LED is bright enough you can use it to read or as a torch when there's a power cut

Oh! I forgot to mention.

When I have my girl friends over, we have 'vibrator races' across my kitchen floor

I got sent a masturbator to test, and it was so useless, it now sits on my desk as a pen holder.

^ we did the same with ours!

Fluffbags wrote:

I was recently sent this: http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28684 and we discovered it pleased him more as a prostate toy than it did me as a female, g-spot, rabbit toy.

That gives you your hande too

Don_Don wrote:

My wife bought this purely as a foot rest to help shave her legs in the shower....

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=16716

Thats actually pretty smart. I hate shaving in the shower.

LilMissMardyBum wrote:

I use some of my bullets to give head ear and neck,massages,they are small and less powerful than the wands,so ideal

Like that idea, so obvious and yet never crossed my mind.

well if you had this one http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=20055 it's pretty enough to just be used as an ornament lol

Don_Don, I think I'm going to take a page out of her book! I hate shaving in the shower too but I can't handle baths.