Alternate uses for sex toys?

Sex Toys
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Anyone got any novel uses for sex toys?

Maybe using a but plug as a dibber in the garden?

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Rather than use your electric toothbrush as a toy, why not strap a toothbrush to your vibrator to create an electric toothbrush?

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Squeeky clean!!

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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=14151

Bottle brush?

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I use Pjur Original silicone lube to lubricate the door-seal rubbers on my car - works far better than the Halfords stuff.

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I wear mine out before i get to the stage of alternative use!

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anything with a suction cup= towel hook

any beautiful sex toys= ART!

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Metal dildo's. . . .hammer, door stop, steak tenderising or as a cosh for battering the shit out of burglars!

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shame, Hella!

What about this for just scaring them away instead?

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7940

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toycar69 wrote:

shame, Hella!

What about this for just scaring them away instead?

http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=7940

Bad hair day?

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a rabbit as a a cake mixer thing.I dont know if its possible

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Think I mentioned a while back about a friend who had a "designer milk frother", which was really just a metallic-looking vibe (horrors of moving back in with parents and having them help unpack without leaving enough time to come up with good excuses!). Thankful I never had a cappucino in that house.

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WeVibe - large paper-clip.

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silicon lube, to make a slip and slide extra slippy

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Rabbit vibrator- jewellery holder?

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Flogger - to chase away the flies.

Old stockings with holes - bondage.

Nipple clamps - ear-rings (the pretty ones).

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I've used silicone lube to stop drawers squeaking, and I'm sure other lube/toys for other things - I just can't think of any!

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http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=21352

We have this on show all the time in the living room,to go with our other ornaments.

It does get used for it's intended use too.

I will post a picture next week

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SEXYGET 69 wrote:

Metal dildo's. . . .hammer, door stop, steak tenderising or as a cosh for battering the shit out of burglars!

Lovehoney - Hella Rouge wrote:

Lovehoney does not advocate the battering of shit out of people... burglars or not :p Hehe. x

HA HA HA External Media

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Gyrator53 wrote:

I use Pjur Original silicone lube to lubricate the door-seal rubbers on my car - works far better than the Halfords stuff.

I'll have to try that, car boot door is very stiff (no pun intended!)