Bacon!
Black pudding or haggis?
Can I have neither?..got sick of seeing it and smelling it growing up…
Toasted Crumpet or Toasted Teacake?
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I think we all have a few like that!
Crumpets!
Jam or marmalade?
Jam.
Paddington Bear or Winnie the Pooh? 
Paddington
Dirty workman or Smart suit man?
Smart suit!
Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings?
Haven’t watched either
Sarnie or Buttie?
Buttie - but neither are local to me so I can swing both ways!
Pudding or desert?
An extra starter instead??
Wine or A Pint?
Pint wine is vile!
Crisps or peanuts?
Crisps…
Cheese Buttie or Meat?
Meat
Chicken or beef?
On a buttie…Chicken.
Chilli or Bolognaise?
Bolognaise
Italian or Chinese?
Chinese…
Pork Pie or Pork Chop?
Pork pie
Pork pie or sausage roll?
Pork Pie…
Pasty or Pie?
Pie
Monster Munch or Wotsits?
Monster munch!
Cream or custard?
Custard
Ice Cream or Ice Cubes?