Congratulations both :)
Congratulations to all.
And last but not least is the Final runner up NatandTom with :
"I ain’t worried ‘bout nothin’
I ain’t worried ‘bout nada
Cause I know someone on the forum will have an answer
To my question, query or problem
There’s so many discussions to get involved in
Anal sex, squirting and threesomes
Are the most popular subjects
Why don’t people read the rulings
And use the freakin’ search function
Cause now it actually works, works, works, works, works, works, works
Thanks to Leanne’s efforts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts
It must have been hard work, work, work, work, work, work, work
To clear it all up, up, up, up, up, up, up
But now it’s good as new, oh, oh, oh oh
But now it’s good as new, oh, oh, oh oh
Let’s talk about what’s new
And become totally obsessed
With our ever-growing, lingerie wish lists
We could even play a game, like change a letter
To kill some time before work or get to know each other better
I know the secret squirrels work hard
On reviews for everything
To help me make some good decisions
And stop me buying all the things
And it really works, works, works, works, works, works, works
Thanks to their efforts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts, forts
It can be hard work, work, work, work, work, work, work
To write your feelings up, up, up, up, up, up, up
But it’s so fun to do, oh, oh, oh oh
It’s so fun to do, oh, oh, oh oh"
Congratulations to all the winners great entries.
Thank you for taking part it has been a really tough pick. Fantatsic enteries all round!
I look forward to more competions in the near future
Well done everyone.
Leanne, not saying that people will, but if someone didn't win but wanted to share their entry anyway, is it acceptable for them to post here?
Leanne, not saying that people will, but if someone didn't win but wanted to share their entry anyway, is it acceptable for them to post here?
Absolutely, post away if you wish to share.
I did it in email format to make it easier for me to track enteries :)
sorry I missed this... i have been very under the weather =(
Oh wow! Thank you so much Leanne! <3
Congrats to Clockwork_Oasis, Sum Sub and NatandTom!
I'd love to read what others wrote if they'd like to post it here.
This has made a crappy weekend a lot better. xD
Wow really enjoyed reading through those! All very well deserved winners!
Disappointed I missed this, it looks like it would have been a lot of fun. Note to self. Stop being so busy so you can enjoy the Lovehoney forum again!
Congrats to all worthy winners 👏
ThrowMeToTheLesbians wrote:
Oh wow! Thank you so much Leanne! <3
Congrats to Clockwork_Oasis, Sum Sub and NatandTom!
I'd love to read what others wrote if they'd like to post it here.
This has made a crappy weekend a lot better. xD
Congratulations to you too! Loved your entry!
And yes! I hope others share their entries =) Great fun to read!
Well done everyone. Very worthy winners and runners up :)
Congrats to the winners, great entries! Interested to see if anyone else shares theirs :)
Congrats all of you! Really fun to read! And sing along too in Nat's case XD
Well here's my attempt, sung to the tune of 'Somewhere over the Rainbow'.
'Somewhere You'll find a Dildo'
Somewhere you'll find a dildo, just for you.
Have fun choosing you're dildo, that's all you need to do.
First class service and you'll know, where to go.
Next time you need a dildo, Love Honey don't say no.
The staff are great, the choice is vast,
The service is so good and fast
It's crazy
You scan, you pick, you choose, you click
They pack , they send, they've mastered it
It's made that easy.
Somewhere you'll find a dildo, and it's true
Love Honey's the place that we go to
To make our dreams come true.
If you're not sure, give it a try
Their service makes you want to buy
Oh My!!
Not sure Judy Garland would have appreciated this version!!!!
I tried!!!!
Congrats all winners and runners up xxx
Clockwork_Oasis wrote:
Congratulations Sum Sub! What a lovely entry, made me happy to read it. Felt very true to the feeling of the community <3
+1 Congratulations to you both - excellent work guys  xx
Also Congratulations to NatandTom too! Another excellent read  xx
Good stuff peeps and well done...
Congratulations to all! Enjoyable reads all around. Talented writers on this site.