Hello everyone,
We're giving all community members the chance to win a We-Vibe 3 ! A special Valentine's Day gift from us to you, just because we love you so much.
To enter, all you need to do is write a poem. It can be in any style you like, from sonnets to limericks to rhyming couplets and haikus... we're welcoming the lot!
Our one and only rule is that your poem has to be about how much you love Lovehoney and why . Our favourite poem will win the luxury toy.
You can enter as many times as you like, the competition closes on the 13th of February at midday and we'll announce the winner shortly after that.
Good luck everyone - get writing!
Gem Xx
Amelie
February 3, 2012, 4:25pm
5
Haha what a brilliant idea! Here's my haiku for the day, I may have to spend this weekend conjuring up sonnets for LH though
I transcend dreary
Winter days without my love;
Deluxe wand in hand.
Here's my attempt. Went for a less direct approach, but the message is still in there.
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Lavishing tools of pleasure, in frightful abundance,
Ordinarily extraordinary and with haste is sent.
Vexed minds shall vex with vigorous sense, that
Erotic pleasures shall induce and enhance the symbol of love.
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Honorable and kind,
Only we merry men and women will find,
Niceties in naughtiness, and through shrouds of mirth we moan.
Every feeling of love, lavishing tools of pleasure will hone.
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Why I replaced ‘Y’ with ‘Why’, I do not know.
Me and my honey
Adore love honey
We get hyper
On the school girl hustler
We love buying your Rabbits
And we enjoy wearing your Fishnets
My favourite people
Are the ones that are cheerful
When I create a thread
I always get a reply from a sex egghead
I’ve had a great time talking
This sometimes left me drooling
You have got to love Gem and Alice
Because she sends us stuff for our love palace
I love you all at lovehoney
(sorry didnt include other than gem and alice wouldnt rhyme :P)
Sexual happiness
Comes in a simple brown box
Love from Lovehoney
There is a site called lovehoney
It gives excellant value for money
Service is slick
Delivery is quick
It's warehouse is full of everything to bring pleasure
The fun is so big it would be hard to measure
There nothing scary or even larey
Come chat , discover all things new
The forums are plenty not only a few.
Post a review to give your opinion today
Earn points with your purchases
So stop all other other searches
What a feat to be Lovehoney who gives us treat after treat.
It was five years ago, I discovered LoveHoney
A wide selection of products and great value for money
They have all types of sex toys, big and small
plus Bondage gear, massage oils and kegels balls
Lingerie like babydolls, corsets, crochless panties
and all sorts of stockings to match your fancies
With customer service friendly and polite
shopping at Lovehoney feels so right
Me and my hubby
Huge fans of Lovehoney
we sit late at night and basque in delight
at the wide range of toys on the screen before us
they've got silicone toys if you want them non-porous
lacy and sheer lingerie to impress
Fetishwear to suit your style of dress
They often add new products galore
waiting to be delivered right to your door
Friendly customer service and forums aswell
Discreet with their packaging, your neighbors won't tell
Wow that's quite generous. Its sad that I couldn't view this earlier. I will be spending my time at www.sucksex.com for warming up. You know what I mean....
Fancy a treat? Got some spare money?
Spend it wisely and visit LoveHoney..
From lingerie to costumes, to lubes and toys,
There are sections for the girls and sections for the boys!
Theres a forum to chat, have a laugh and swap tips,
Or grab a cheeky gift, cock rings, clit clips!
When the package arrives, and you open your eyes,
Very subtle packaging will deliver your surprise!
No money? Create a wishlist and just have fun,
Lovehoney send free gifts, plenty have already won!
Bottom line is, I LOVE this site,
Youv nothing to loose and youl soon see that im right!
Lingerie, costume, lube or bunny..
Fancy a treat, join us at LoveHoney!
Straight, gay, woman or man,
Sign up today and become another fan!
Bondage, oral, anal or unsure,
Read the reviews they will tell you much more!
Forums and blogs, private chat,
Its perfect for everthing.. no holding back!
Become a sex toy tester and help those like minds,
Its free and fun so waste no more time..
Whatever your fantasies, fetish or desire,
This is the place that you will NEVER tire!
A list of the best things about Lovehoney
Well to start they have great value for money.
They have customer service that really can’t be beat.
And don’t worry about packaging, it’s very discreet.
Lelo, Tantus and even Cal Exotics
Plus some Lingerie that is truly erotic.
They add new items more and more each day
But the site is well laid out, so you won’t lose your way.
Their shipping is fast, did I mention it’s free?
So don’t worry when paying, there’s no hidden fee.
Love to dominate or revel in submission
They’ve all kinds of gear to help with your mission.
They’ve jelly willies, dildos, vibrators and more
Enough to fill your house from ceiling to floor.
So go on to Lovehoney and start your sex toy addiction
With their great prices it won’t be a costly affliction.
Pam Ayres has got nothing on you lot!
Great stuff indeed! SG x
Juan
February 8, 2012, 10:52am
18
Bondage or Beginner, Innocent or Sinner
You’re on to a winner at Lovehoney UK
There’s product explanation, that tempt exploration,
There’s sex toys for couples, and hot lingerie;
There’s sex guides and forums and genuine reviews
from pleasuring your partner to choosing your lubes
There’s sex swings for sexperts and guilty pleasures for prudes
So check out Lovehoney, make love and let loose
There once was a man from Nantucket. . .
(on second thought, I'd better not!)
Juan
February 9, 2012, 7:35am
20
Mary had a We-Vibe,
she wore it back to front...
when all aroused she dipped it in her
soft wet lubricant
