Girls - do you ever have penis envy?

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thought that was a drink ha ha ,but no i bet you did lucky peeps

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This comic is relevant:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1869#comic

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what's that got to do with this thread,other then its a joke writing that all down?

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Because if I woke up tomorrow with a penis, I'd react just like the microbe.

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silverdrop wrote:

This comic is relevant:

http://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?db=comics&id=1869#comic

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That sums up most guys i know!

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silverdrop wrote:

Because if I woke up tomorrow with a penis, I'd react just like the microbe. External Media

LOL - I'm hoping you wouldn't stick it in everything - I'm thinking plug sockets for example External Media

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yep that sums up quite a lot of women i don't want to know lol

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cheer_up wrote:

I have penis envy in that I would love to be able to pee standing up. It'd just be so handy...

What you need is a SheWee: http://www.shewee.com

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5mil wrote:

cheer_up wrote:

I have penis envy in that I would love to be able to pee standing up. It'd just be so handy...

What you need is a SheWee: http://www.shewee.com

Haha, I have considered it! How long have these been on the market? My friend and I had an idea like this YEARS ago when we were 14 or something. Only our product had a far more sophisticated name: the FannyFunnel.

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I never wanted 2 b 'Charlie Brown' (Hang on a min. that would b 'Peanuts' envy!)

W

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I've never had it to that extremes but I'd love to be a guy for awhile to do stuff such as

  • Masturbate
  • Recieve oral
  • Pee
  • Anal
  • Intercourse

I could on, but I'll save you lot the reading...

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EmilyBlenkins wrote:

I've never had it to that extremes but I'd love to be a guy for awhile to do stuff such as

  • Masturbate
  • Recieve oral
  • Pee
  • Anal
  • Intercourse

I could on, but I'll save you lot the reading... External Media

lol, EB, is it weird that it would be pretty much the same list for me being a girl for a day? External Media

I'd just add having full sex, clit and g-spot stimulation though External Media

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lickmadick wrote:

sometimes it is but sqatting can be good too

not when you're drunk!!!!

I get huge penis envy, more to the fact that I want to know why OH finds it so fasinating to play with it while hes watching TV and falling asleep... (big child) . I'd also love to see what so great about a blow job!!!

Although after a really long session last night, I do not envy him only cumming once :)