Guy14357 wrote:
I haven't booked her to come round since but I'm going to have to soon.
Do you have to book her again? Sounds like she has crossed some boundaries. I’m sure my cleaners and ironing angel put things away and have come across stuff but they leave it undisturbed and never comment.
‘Being helpful’ sounds like a euphemism for being nosy. You shouldn’t feel compromised or judged. Find a new cleaner? If it is through an agency, ask for someone else.
My daughter opened my last LH box (she gets very excited about the post!). Luckily it was a rose glass butt plug that was sooooo pretty it really does pass as a beautiful paper weight, which is what I told her it was. She soon lost interest at that point.
No one's found mine and the wife's toys but we do have kids so really should put them under lock and key. That being said, I'm a police officer and search a lot of folks houses for various (legal) reasons. I've lots count at the number of sex toys I've found during searches. Everything from sexy nurse outfits, hard core porn, vibrators, butt plugs and flesh lights. We have a running joke in the police that you haven't searched properly till you've found the sex toys!
Our 6-y-o asked me what the bright purple rabbit was for that he saw tucked under some clothes - wife had carelessly left it out of the draw the night before and she was making a cup of tea that Saturday morning when 6-y-o came in the bedroom. I quickly replied that it was Mummy’s tool that she uses sometimes. He presumably thought it was for DIY (stop sniggering at the back!) and hasn’t asked about it since.
We haven’t had the Birds and Bees questions yet, but fully prepared to chat with him about things in an age-sympathetic way...!
My mother-in-law found a bag of toys, including a very large twelve inch vibrating dildo that I had perhaps foolishly left in an upstairs bedroom of the house that my now wife lived in. At the time we were having an affair although she wasn’t aware that we were or that I was even involved with their daughter once again. We had been BF/ GF some years previously but she never considered me to be good enough or of the right stock or class. Ironically she thought it was the ex-husband blackmailing her because I’d also left the film camera there. We enjoyed making our own porn movies too. She always did like to snoop around and would have been horrified as she is incredibly prudish. If she’d known at the time that I was banging her daughter again she’d have been even more horrified. 21 years later we are still very much happily married and the mother in law is out of our lives all of her past towards her daughter having finally caught up with her.
Well my mother found my stuff and always say I am kinky 🤣👍
Nope, never left anything.... Always been a bit of a fantasy to find a used dildo or something out though.... Bit of a turn on I guess....