Ever used a household object for sex? Be it food, a machine, a utensil. . .anything at all!
I was playing wii tennis last night and it suddenly dawned on me that someone has probably taken the silicone wii controller cover off and somehow slid their cock through the smaller hole for a tight fit and wanked off into it, sort of a poor man's tenga egg(which I just ordered after reading TB's review-cheers fella!) I know lads have stuck their cocks in hoovers and stuff and there are kitchen utensils sold in muslim countries that purposely double up as sex toys so their men don't know what it is, a brill idea for those women I think.
The hoover thing always sounded a bit risky to me - I can imagine some very humiliating trips to A&E if something went wrong there...! I used to, unoriginally I'll admit, use this hairbrush with a fabulous tapered end. And there was this very nice powder brush too. Good memories.
I suspect that a whole load of girls experiment with electric toothbrushes!
I tried the vacuum thing when I was about 15, but the nozzle was too narrow, so I made my own wider one out of card and made a seal out of a polythene bag, attached with sticky tape (thanks Blue Peter!) Reckon that was pretty inventive. Only problem was no time AT ALL alone in the house. My parents never went out and left me on my own which was an enormous pain when growing up.
Apart from that I experimented anally with the usual cigar tubes, candles, deoderant bottles etc.
Speaking of A&E, I've never understood why anyone would want to use a steel cock ring! Massive chance of getting wedged in with those things, if you mistakenly use one that's too small.
I've been a horny bastard ever since I turned 10. Not going to go into full detail but here are some of the things I used:
Metal cigar casing Drumstick -> superized to end of a broom [still have the broom ^^] -> supersized to end of snow shovel Anal beads made out of tennis balls -> turned out they're too big :x, made an another set out of squash balls All kinds of phallic shaped deodorants Small 0.5L water bottles Candle [unlit :p] Banana & cucumber
I could have missed a few but one might spot a trend here :p. Most of them are used pentrate me, not the other way around. But I also made a kind of vagina when I was 13 or 14. Used a nice high glass inserted a stick a little narrowed than my penis in the middle, then poured silicone all round. When it solidified I removed the stick, put on a condome, poured in some lube and did my business.
Inventive can be dangerous, I once tried to wank myslef off with one off those wide neck Ribena bottles, was quite nice whilst only semi hard, whn I got a bit excited & fully hard it was f'ing agony. Problem was it was swelling up cause it was trapped. Nearly pulled my cock off trying to get it out!!
When I was younger I would ram my cock into just about anything I could find. Most popular choices were between the bed frame n matress, or laying on the sofa with my cock down between the seat cushions. In my Design and Technology class at school I finished my assignment with a few weeks left, so I told em id mess around n make things. I told them I'd make one of those spagehetti measure things. But I never gave it to my parents. I measured my cock and cut each hole either just right, slightly too small, or slightly too big. It worked ok, but wasn't great.
As for my ass, I've done the usual stuff; cigar tube, drumstick, pens, toilet brush (the handle!!), toothbrush, razor (again...the handles!), a carrot, maglite torch.......I'm sure i'm missing a few, but oh well.lol.
PS, always wondered about the vacuum thing but never tried it!
Inventive can be dangerous, I once tried to wank myslef off with one off those wide neck Ribena bottles, was quite nice whilst only semi hard, whn I got a bit excited & fully hard it was f'ing agony. Problem was it was swelling up cause it was trapped. Nearly pulled my cock off trying to get it out!!
I told them I'd make one of those spagehetti measure things. But I never gave it to my parents. I measured my cock and cut each hole either just right, slightly too small, or slightly too big. It worked ok, but wasn't great.
There is a toy on here pretty much like that, it's called a monkey spanker. You could be entilled to some royalties!!!
When reading this thread I wasn't expecting those kind of responses. I'm happy to wank with my right hand and put nothing up my arse. My missus thinks I'm sexually imaginative, I should get her to read these threads so she knows what's happening in the world today.
As for putting a semi cock into a bottle and then getting it hard, ouck very ouch.
Cigar tubes seem to be a popular one, unfortunatley I don't smoke.
i've used a marker pen, not the end with the lid on lol, and some other stuff, i can't remember, i haven't used any of this stuff since i got my boyfriend and that was nearly two years ago now!!! i think i used the old classics of a make up brush (i don't even wear make-up, someone bought me it in a set) and a hair brush handle hehe
Lol...that's hilarious Nexas..I've done fruits and veggies, green plaintains are best because they are thick, long and firm... the hoover, drumsticks, different sized pestles(mortar and pestle), children's toys, which have to mysteriously disappear :-), public sex in broad daylight, a long, loose skirt is essential, I'm just sitting innocently on my man's lap. yeah right :-), perched on top of a bench that was on the edge of a cliff overlooking the sea.....