We've probably all been there at some point, but has anyone just grabbed a random household item and used it as a toy? I know some people have said they've used bananas or cucumbers as a makeshift dildo but I've also heard of women masturbating with tennis balls, too. How interesting.
I would probably never use anything other than my actual toys now, but in the past I have grabbed a few things I thought would do the deed. Living with parents made things tricky so I couldn't exactly have a trove of toys like I do now in my own house, lol. Of course, I don't recommend using items that aren't made specifically to have sex with, but these are just what I used in my ignorance and what I could hide in plain sight from parents.
I hope I'm not breaking any rules with this post as I don't think cucumbers and tennis balls are direct competitors with Lovehoney, lol.
Remember the forum rules, people! Lovehoney Life starts at 18! Also, nothing dangerous or illegal!
I've used these:
- The fancy lid/top off a skin lotion bottle I had
- The handle of a hairbrush that had ripples on it
- The handle of a make-up brush that I used as a butt plug
- and lastly (and probably the weirdest one) I had a blow up dolphin; the kind that you'd take on holiday and sit on at the pool. Well, sometimes I'd take it in the bath with me and grind on it. I think I only did this a limited number of times because it was hard to hide a giant blow up toy going in and out of the bathroom without people getting suspicious....
HonneyMonster29 i love this post albeit I think the female genitalia is going to be the clear winner when it comes to potential suitors.
I can't think of a single thing that could be remotely useable from a Penis point of view and as for Anal I have only just started to explore this area for self pleasure up till this point I had the mans man view on that whole area.
looking forward to catching up on this post brilliant topic I have to say 👍
@ Smultron - those are quite inventive; especially the last one, hee hee.
@ Don't it's not all about Getting - Thanks so much! I couldn't find anything in the thread history so I made one myself :)
I've heard a few stories about people using warm melons or pies as a makeshift hole (Don't forget about that famous scene from American Pie). Or grinding against pillows and soft toys with their penis. I asked my partner if he's ever used something like that and he said he once put it in a large shampoo bottle and sqeezed it to create suction. But he didn't do it again because he almost got stuck in it, lol
Back in the day.......I had a male friend who used to buy a fresh loaf from the bakery...slice the crusts off the ends...soak it in water for 20seconds?? (Not 100% sure of seconds soaked) and then used to thrust away inside it to ejaculation...he said it was amazing...and he ate the crusts afterwards...waste not want not eh?...🍞...🍆...💦💦
Small cold smooth perfume bottle was a toy before the real things come along...(Im pretty sure some of the female deodorant spray cans are aimed at this).
Over the years I guess I have found a number of things to stick my cock in or rub against . The one that stands out was a liquid hand soap refill container that had a smooth opening with a fairly wide neck . Lightly rinse out and squeeze bottle and let it suck in my pre lubed cock in . Kind of a cross between a fleshlight and a suction enlarger .
This is an interesting thread, great idea HunnyMonster; I don't think that I've anything to add to it but I have read something which has made me feel less alone in the world so thank you all for being so open and honest :)
Hi can I say is a great thread I love it and love hearing all of these makeshift toys! In the past i used those body spray cans, deodorant cans or any long cylinder shaped bottle/ object to rub against my self and sometimes when I’m all lubed up I insert a big lube tube inside myself (haven’t done it since I've started using organic products). And I use the shower head daily but that’s not really makeshift lol
Hi can I say is a great thread I love it and love hearing all of these makeshift toys! In the past i used those body spray cans, deodorant cans or any long cylinder shaped bottle/ object to rub against my self and sometimes when I’m all lubed up I insert a big lube tube inside myself (haven’t done it since I've started using organic products). And I use the shower head daily but that’s not really makeshift lol
You use the shower head Daily, are you a clean freak or just plain dirty, sorry could not resist 🛀
@ Oldman - My partner said he done something similar one time with a bottle but almost got stuck in it as he got harder and with the added suction. I think that panic put him off trying anything else, lol.
@ KinkyMinxMoo - Aw, thank you very much :)
@ wildflower - Ah, the classic. Heehee.
@PrettyKitty24 - Thank you! I find it quite surprising what people have used for masturbation instead of actual toys. I would've never have guessed half of them :P