If you could change to the opposite sex for the day what would e first thing you would try and why

I'd see if tea still tastes as good. What? I'm a stickler for my morning routine.

If i were a woman for a day, i would try and reverse park a car, attempt to hurredly apply lipstick whilst stopped at traffic lights, talk to my friends in a group then talk about each one of them as each left the group and go clothes shopping for HOURS then return to the first shop and buy what i wanted.

Only joking ladies!! Actually i would buy myself the nicest vibrator or dildo i could find, then learn to use it on myself to perfection so that when i changed back i would be an expert with the thing.

(oh, and i would see what all the fuss was about when someone leaves the toilet seat up!!!)