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Mucky duck wrote:
I once got my tongue stuck to the storage freezer shelf, I'd just watched dumb & dumber, someone bet me a fiver I wouldn't. Yes it does stick & It hurts like a bitch!
Hahaha, this has made my day (I'm easily amused).
Had a few in the shower at work it kills the sound and washes away the evidence after he he
unfortunately when I'm at work I've got work to do so it doesn't happen!
Wouldn't mind a job where I had the time too, although I probably still wouldn't, don't really find working a turn on
xxx
When i used to work for a banking firm i used to get quite stressed which leads to me being very aroused and having to sneak off to the toilets, or on one occasion the cupboard where the food for the vending machines were kept.
Then there was always the dark room during photography lessons at school as well...
used to have a mobile phone vibe exciter, spent many a happy afternoon on a till at work. Its hard to keep a straight face though whilst dealing with customer complaints and people all around me are on their mobiles. I've even had a customer phone head office in front of me because they didnt like what i had said.
I have also taken photos of myself playing in the office to send to someone. I just have to be real carefull with the cctv in my office.
You play footsie at work!?!
...............when surrounded by sex toys!?!
I hope that isn't reflective on the toys on sale!!!
Max n Ruthie uh Carly, that might all have to stop since Bath Bi Guy is back on the block !!!
Yep, have locked myself in stores and offices and whacked one off, often visualising the face of the proper occupant !!
TB
I know someone (ha ha) and he wanked off in the smokers hut in the place that I work. It was all over the place (so I heard) and it was just before they were all about to congregate there as they do. There was murder to say the least and of course all the non smokers found it very funny!
I did hear it was one of the cyclists whom wanted to ban smoking and use the smokers hut as a bike shed!
SG69
Ps-I was on holiday at the time! Honestly.
tallboy247 wrote:
Max n Ruthie uh Carly, that might all have to stop since Bath Bi Guy is back on the block !!!
Yep, have locked myself in stores and offices and whacked one off, often visualising the face of the proper occupant !!
TB
LoveHoney - Carly wrote:
LH_shelley wrote:
redapple wrote:
Anyone from LOVEHONEY want to admit to doing IT at work ??? LOL
nope nope nope!
if anyone has done it here they are not aloud to reply because I dont want to know lol!
xxx
Me and Ruth play footsie all the time, does that count?
Oh no turning illiterate in my dotage!!!
Ignore above posts.
TB
I actually got a discussion going on this in work and quite shocked that nearly everyone does it!
SG69
i did a couple of times when i was younger, did it in the toilet of a small fruit and veg shop i worked at, it had really thin walls, im pretty sure that the others new what i was up to but that just added to the excitement ;)
I had a summer job working on the Thames, left alone on the boat one afternoon with a stash of porn mags, I couldnt help myself- 3 times!! All within one hour whilst other guy was having his lunch on the bank.
sometimes when at work i will go in to my shed a have a little bash
I'd love to do it at work! Sharing an office sucks :-( Although I do usually have a few squeezes under the desk when I now my office mate can't see me. I'd love to just whip it out in the middle of the day, but I think she'd probably report me!lol
Same for me sexytime. Squeezes under the desk and a lot of them.
grboy
in an open plan office, no chance
and dont fancy any of my workmates either.
me thinks i might just change jobs..... any ideas?
A few times in the toilet when it's been a slow day.
And once when I had to work a weekend* I took a few toys in with me... in a secluded, restricted access office... one of the best afternoons play I've had
* I hadn't wanted to work at the weekend but was told by my boss that a program I was writing HAD to be finished by Monday. It was, but then sat unused for nearly three weeks. I'd be mad, but being paid double-time to play with dildos up my arse isn't an opportunity that comes up very often!
AnalLover wrote:
A few times in the toilet when it's been a slow day.
And once when I had to work a weekend* I took a few toys in with me... in a secluded, restricted access office... one of the best afternoons play I've had External Media
* I hadn't wanted to work at the weekend but was told by my boss that a program I was writing HAD to be finished by Monday. It was, but then sat unused for nearly three weeks. I'd be mad, but being paid double-time to play with dildos up my arse isn't an opportunity that comes up very often! External Media
Any positions available in your place then Anallover? Ha Ha Sounds like a good place to work!
SG69
Unfortunately shortly after that we moved to a larger project office which wasn't quite so secluded.
And more recently I was made redundant So I doubt they're hiring