gunther wrote:
rach74 wrote:
i thought most men would use a tissue to clear up and shower, the thought of you lot going out with it on your clothes. boxers etc is a bit ewwwww to me lol
Just the same as a woman after a quickie having damp panties isnt it?
no i change my panties
When on my own it's a tissue, unless i don't have any in which case a sock, and shower the next morning. Managed to get it in my eye the once that was a lesson learnt.. Don't think I'd get it much further than that though, must have took some doing http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/community/members/acoupleofwankers/
i sumtimes whipe up witth my boxer or jufs fall sleeep
I like a splash in the morning, but sex is better. I used to make my ex OH keep a clean hand towel by the bed to use, and put it in the wash every morning as he would often wake up in the night and knock one off to help him get back to sleep.
Always a tissue or a wet wipe to clean up and then shower in the morning.
Got to be into a tissue for me. I don't like a wet patch in my bed (if its only from me) and if get my cum on my belly it just gets into belly beard and is a hassle to get out and leaves a smell. (Wet wipes- touch of class there Rubyman, must try that myself)
For the last few years I've nearly always masturbated with a toy so nearly all the cum goes into that leaving me to clean up my penis with a tissue.
My mate told me a horrendous story recently. He was just out of uni and renting a room but he had fallen out with the landlord. Like a total animal he started cumming on the carpet when he wanked and not even cleaning it up afterward. I don't know how he could live like that (he now owns a property and rents out a spare room himself) but he was charged £200 out of his deposit for the carpet to be replaced when he left. Quite right too.
For his birthday this year I gift wrapped up a carpet sample and a porno mag, so he could live like the old days!
When I cum, I lay back and shoot on my stomach and chest. Grab a Tissue and clean up (This is made easy by the fact that I shave off ALL my body hair). Then nip next door to dispose of said tissue down loo.
As for my other hygene habits, I have a bath every morning. I love to start the day off feeling nice and clean.
In relation to this thread, I'd be curious to know how often men change their bedding (blankets, sheets, etc.) if they regularly masturbate in bed.
I have a cleaner changes everything once a week, it would be far too embarrassing to leave stains on the sheets lol she is a german hottie. At home we change everything once a week.
this is definitely a case of women having the advantage.
I occasionally (very occasionally) partake in the old "danger wank" - my wife asleep (least I hope she is) in bed beside me. The dilemma is whether to come or not - but most times, I just get carried away with pleasure and then have to deal with the consequences of my actions... usually rub it all in my tummy, but then the duvet sticks, so lie on my side til it dries. If I've planned ahead, then a tissue is usually within reach (but amazing how noisy the rustle of even a tissue is when you're trying to be quiet!)
QL learn to swallow lol
Went on holiday recently and did my first stealth wank beside OH. I had to keep stopping as I could hear her waking up then when I knew she’d got back to sleep I carried on. Was mastubating for over an hour like this until one mighty explosion. The bit at the end just before climax is quicker and makes more movement and noise lol. As I came I’m sure she woke up.
I rubbed all my cum into my belly and pulled boxers back up to soak up the rest around my penis. Then lay on side to sleep. It was really good and I will be doing it again. Lol.
As and when directed.
Any time of day. Sometimes she wants to watch, sometimes she just tells me how and leaves me to it.
Very infrequently though. It’s now every 4 weeks or so. That’s all I’m allowed.