I was a bit mortified. We're still at that awkward dating stage where you're not quite sure what's happening but you whiffle on regardless. Now he will have to burn the sodding sheets.
Three extra.....Oh WandA, I know what you've said is probably hilarious but I'm running verrrry slowly today as I'm shagged out and sleep deprived....
Big penis. 5 testicles. Spare latex glove. Thanks for the confidence in me though!
I remember being a bit too rough once and pulling out to find, well, red. I genuinely felt like some form of sex abuser (well probably not, in actuality they probably lack guilt/remorse but you get the picture).
Sorry, I won't threadjack any more. I'll just say as the fella isn't the condom buying his job?
Ahhh, I get it now. Yes, I lol'ed heartily.
The 'red' scene is grim, no? I felt like a ravished heroine. I think this is my karma for having a painless, bloodless and wonderful experience when I lost my virginity.
My gum clinic is verrry well stocked so fingers crossed I won't be paying for them at first when I road test them.