Once a King you are always a King,
But once a Knight is enough.
your turn!!!
When God made little Boys,
He made them out of string!
He found he had a bit too much,
So he left a little thing!
When god made little girls,
He made them out of lace!
He found he didn't have enough?
Soehe left a little space...
One day in Killkenny I called on miss Brown
she was up in the bath and could not come down
said I slip on something and get down here quick
she slipped on the soap and was down in a tick
Humpty dumpty. ... Sat on a wall.....
Humpty dumpty. ... had a great fall.....
All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't put humpty together again.
*takes a bow*
There once was a chicken called Chummy,
We thought he would be rather yummy,
He waddled away,
Just yestarday,
But still ended up in my tummy!
There once was a man from Horsham,
who took off his balls to wash 'em
his wife said "Jack!
You put them back!
Or I'll drop 'em on the ground and squash 'em!"
There once was a fellow O'Doole
Who found little red spots on his tool
His Doctor a cynic
said Get out of me clinic,
And wipe off that lipstick you fool!
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
There was a young sailor from Brighton
Who remarked to his girl, "You're a tight one."
She replied, "`Pon my soul,
You're in the wrong hole;
There's plenty of room in the right one."
There was an old couple named Kelly
Who went through life belly to belly
For it seems in their haste,
They used library paste
Instead of petroleum jelly
There once were three ladies of Birmingham.
Have you heard of the scandal concerning 'em?
They lifted the frock
and played with the cock
of the bishop--while he was confirming 'em!
Now the biship was nobody's fool.
(He was raised in a good public school!)
So he lowered his britches
and buggered those bitches
with his ten inch Episcopal tool!
Then a woman who was in the third pew
said something that made the biship turn blue:
"The vicar is quicker
and slicker and thicker
and longer and stronger than you!"
There once was a woman named Jill
Who swallowed an exploding pill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her tits in a tree in Brazil
There is a shop called Love Honey
Who's business model seems rather funny.
They really do think
People should get to try kink
In exchange for reviews not for money!
*bump - as it is national limerick day
There was a young woman called Sally,
Who loved an occasional dally
She sat on the lap
Of a well endowed chap
And said 'You're right up my alley.
A policeman from near Clapham Junction
Had a penis that just would not function
So he misled his wife
For the rest of their life
With a dollop of snot on his truncheon!
There once was a trendy young punk
Who did go on a date with a monk
When she gripped hold of his penis
You would not believe us..
She went away covered in - perspiration as it was a very hot evening where the date was taking place you see!
Fanny Lorgan played the organ
And she played it canny well
But a sister had a blister
In the middle of her...
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