different words for your bits

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I'll start off with fairy

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I call mine 'Lady' and the boobs are 'The girls' lol!

xx

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I personally call mine the rabbithole, but only if I'm using one of my Rabbit vibrators!

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FrozenAngel wrote:

I call mine 'Lady' and the boobs are 'The girls' lol!

xx

my ohs boobs are the ladies other than that we're fairly unimaginative, lady area & cock!
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i call mine little john and errr the grand canyon lol

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My boobs are " the twins" and down stairs gets called the foof..... Or front bum when talking to the kids about potty training lol

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LOL @ front bum! My mum said something like that to my son once, he then asked me in public why I poo'd from the front of me and why my bum wasn't at the back.

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FrozenAngel wrote:

LOL @ front bum! My mum said something like that to my son once, he then asked me in public why I poo'd from the front of me and why my bum wasn't at the back.

funniest thing I've heard all week

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I wasn't so thrilled about it! Mum got in a lot of trouble! xx

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My cock is Percy

And the oh is called the bucket

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Fa I swear kids are so funny.

The two year old ask me why my bum was hairy...... Obviously it was time to sort out the lady garden

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blonde vixen13 wrote:

Fa I swear kids are so funny.

The two year old ask me why my bum was hairy...... Obviously it was time to sort out the lady garden

They're hilarious. I once had my son then 4 screaming at a guy in a bus station "WHY ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY MUMS CHEST?! WELL?! WELL?! Mum why is he looking at your chest OH I know Mummy give me a babywipe your chest must be dirty. Looks at the man IS THAT WHY MR MAN MUMMY HAS A DIRTY CHEST?!

That's what I get for telling the kid if he doesn't clean his face people will stare at him

LOL you and your hairy bum!

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Oh dear god!!!! Dirty chest ..... Pmsl

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What a pair we make, Hairy arse and dirty tits!

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I've heard someone use 'fanny bump' instead of clit before. Well actually, it was 'sweet spot' then they changed it to fanny bump because I laughed.

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Growing up we used "who-ha" or "whatsit" :-)

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Growing up it was called my foo.. I choose to call it my noonoo now lol

My boyfriend calls his his weiner.. My son heard him saying it once and now calls his his Weenut haha I think he miss heard bless him x

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We know a lady who calls hers her 'front bottom' - and she's a swinger!

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Lol vaj or minge are the usuals lol

Defo the classic pussy tho im so orginal lol

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Me and my partner call my clit the bean lol. His like im gonna lick the bean hahaha. X