I'm usually home before my father. But the trick is usually telling him that I ordered something for friends. I live in a small village, everything considered the postal service works pretty nicely, while most of my friends live in the city, where it sucks bad. So I often tell people to order stuff online and send them to my address, because it will probably arrive earlier at my place than theirs. Works wonders.
I have never really had this problem as i moved out of my parents when i was 14. If i did tell them even at 14 (not that i owned any sex toys then) they would not give a flying poop.
When i was in the process of moving from my partners parents into our own place my partner ordered a few bits from Lovhoney and told his mum outright the exact contents. I think its lovely how he can be so open, but i had never been so embarressed before. I still cant look her straight in the face to this day. x
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