Party Game!!! Just wanted to start and fun festive thread.
Think of a christmas song and turn it into some cheeky inuendo by changing a word or two in the title.. I'll start.
I'm dreaming of a WET christmas...
Your go!
Cum all ye faithful
jingle balls
Slave ride!
wanking in a winter wonderland.
mrs average wrote:
wanking in a winter wonderland.
This made me laugh!
I am not sure you have thought this through knowing as I do the effect of cold on the gentleman's area. There could also be a high risk of frostbite!
mrs average wrote:
wanking in a winter wonderland.
This made me laugh!
I am not sure you have thought this through knowing as I do the effect of cold on the gentleman's area. There could also be a high risk of frostbite!
Santa Master ;) xx
All I want for Christmas is LUBE! :D
Santa Claus is cumming to town
Tis the season to be horny
I saw mummy sucking santa claus
Driving home for sex
horny night, wholly bound
The Twelve Lays of Christmas
More a lyric than song I think but.....last Christmas I gave you my arse
Jiggle balls.- and with that goodnight and happy christmas
f'ing around the christmas tree
have a great christmas all
Jingle Bell Cock - Billy Idol
It's The Most Wonderful Orgasm of Year
(Not So) little donkey