Fine skills- when could you start? can you drive??
Tallboy
I think they just sit around making silly video's for sex toys TV. Especially the Prof - who my husband just wants to be (and NO I am not letting him shave his head!!!)... although I will happily write "cock" across it with body paint
Oh and Ruth has the job of just being lovely all day *big hugs* job well done!
As for what made me and The Prof set up a sex toy company, well... It seemed like a good idea at the time!
[Dredges through archive] The Telegraph wrote an article back in 2005 about the start of LoveHoney in its "Starting Out" business column.
I wonder if it contains anything embarrassing...
(BTW the Telegraph article still contains a mistake - they've quoted me as saying "we are sited between Marks & Spencer and HMV" but I'm actually talking about "they" meaning " competitor " not "we" meaning LoveHoney - we don't have any shops!)
In fact, in that article I could have been talking about the LoveHoney forums:
""We have also been amazed at how readily customers discuss this with and recommend us to their friends. They are always surprised to receive good service."!
Thank you all. Again!
One thing that's changed is that LoveHoney is no longer specifically targeted at women - we sell far too many Fleshlights and Tengas for that!
I think people are surprised by the service because in the past they have used "competitor" and "another competitor" that have shooking service, so we assume that all the company's in the industy are like that ! I was shooked how good love honey was,! that,s the only reason i'm still here !
Richard And The prof,Ruth,Carly and bonny you all Rock !!
Andserkiel wrote:
I would also love to see some LH office photos, certainly will beat the sterotypical image of an office lol =
I'll have to see what I can do about the photos - not sure if it will ruin the illusion and you'll all see how messy our office really is. We're in the middle of a big sort out so maybe in a few weeks when it is complete. I'm sure we can throw in a couple of photos of the warehouse stuffed with toys too!
With regard to office junior jobs we always welcome applications from people looking to work at LoveHoney. Please email over your CV if anyone is serious. We do occasionally have jobs come up in Customer Service and Warehouse as well. Last time we advertised a warehouse job we had over 100 applications! A lot of people seem to think it's fun to work in a sex toy company.... I have no idea why - it's almost as exciting as banking.
As in merchant banking is that? presumably low staff turnover rate!!!!!!!
Tallboy- l could reach those high shelves, retire in February !!!
Nice place Bath !!!
Tallboy
I would imagine it's fun telling your mates down the pub though!
tallboy247 wrote:
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Nice place Bath !!!
Yes it is a nice looking city but every time I went there I had to beat up a man who tried it on very physical - different one each time. So I am unfortunately a bit wary. Do all bath men grab a woman by the throat and THEN ask for her number after she has beaten the living snot out of them or something? Guess I could go there if I need target practice or something.
Hmmmm - where do you advertise?? I live really close to Bath. (Sounds like one fun office!)
pinkbeach wrote:
Ah yes, I bought Company magazine and saw the spread on the Sex Toy Awards! Was very good, and our Lucy Felthouse was there! You're famous now Lucy External Media
Well you guys all do a great job!
One of the highlights of my year, that was!!
I'm doubly famous now, you know! I've just found out that one of my erotic stories is going to be published in Seriously Sexy 3, so let's hope LoveHoney are planning to stock it!! :)
If it wasn't Bath. Fancy expanding to Yorkshire?
A LH job is obviously appealing, sounds like a great place to work - but is no one else hugely intrigued by the office mascot the creature that seems to be 'part dog, part toy' the one that 'noone knows quite what it is, just that should never have been created...'?
It sounds like some really bad horror movie/twisted porn flick! In a dark, mountainous castle the lady of the manor drops her favourite toy, and just as her trusty hound leaps to retrieve it lightening hits the castle, FUSING DILDO AND DACHSHUND!
In reality I'm guessing it's really just an oddly shaped toy, either of a sex or stuffed natured?
I worked for a sex toy company once for about a year or so, it was just in a shop unfortunately but the best perk was the perks - staff discount was wholesale price! There's a reason I have done so many reviews And have a big wooden naughty chest by my bed. But for actual work a lot of it was just boring sitting around and such though I liked doing stock orders and such and got to choose what went on the shelves. It was nice at times but that company treated me like crap so I left them in the lurch just before xmas that year - heh!
Jake of Facts and Friction wrote:
A LH job is obviously appealing, sounds like a great place to work - but is no one else hugely intrigued by the office mascot the creature that seems to be 'part dog, part toy' the one that 'noone knows quite what it is, just that should never have been created...'?
It sounds like some really bad horror movie/twisted porn flick! In a dark, mountainous castle the lady of the manor drops her favourite toy, and just as her trusty hound leaps to retrieve it lightening hits the castle, FUSING DILDO AND DACHSHUND!
In reality I'm guessing it's really just an oddly shaped toy, either of a sex or stuffed natured?
I was waiting for someone to pick up on that! It needs a photo to do it justice really but it's a real dog with a masturbator insert in its rear. It was sent over as a sample from a factory in China asking for our opinion on potential sales in the UK.
We adopted the dog but had to inform the factory that no one will EVER stock it - an that it should never have been created. One day we will have to share with you guys all the sample products that never make it online.
LoveHoney - Bonny wrote:
Jake of Facts and Friction wrote:
A LH job is obviously appealing, sounds like a great place to work - but is no one else hugely intrigued by the office mascot the creature that seems to be 'part dog, part toy' the one that 'noone knows quite what it is, just that should never have been created...'?
It sounds like some really bad horror movie/twisted porn flick! In a dark, mountainous castle the lady of the manor drops her favourite toy, and just as her trusty hound leaps to retrieve it lightening hits the castle, FUSING DILDO AND DACHSHUND!
In reality I'm guessing it's really just an oddly shaped toy, either of a sex or stuffed natured?
I was waiting for someone to pick up on that! It needs a photo to do it justice really but it's a real dog with a masturbator insert in its rear. It was sent over as a sample from a factory in China asking for our opinion on potential sales in the UK.
We adopted the dog but had to inform the factory that no one will EVER stock it - an that it should never have been created. One day we will have to share with you guys all the sample products that never make it online.
Haha that's brilliant! One of my friends has a thing about not liking the rabbits where they've gone to particular effort to make the ears (or any other part) look particularly rabbity, so I dread to think what she'd think of that :D It sounds brilliantly awful....
LoveHoney - Bonny wrote:
Jake of Facts and Friction wrote:
A LH job is obviously appealing, sounds like a great place to work - but is no one else hugely intrigued by the office mascot the creature that seems to be 'part dog, part toy' the one that 'noone knows quite what it is, just that should never have been created...'?
It sounds like some really bad horror movie/twisted porn flick! In a dark, mountainous castle the lady of the manor drops her favourite toy, and just as her trusty hound leaps to retrieve it lightening hits the castle, FUSING DILDO AND DACHSHUND!
In reality I'm guessing it's really just an oddly shaped toy, either of a sex or stuffed natured?
I was waiting for someone to pick up on that! It needs a photo to do it justice really but it's a real dog with a masturbator insert in its rear. It was sent over as a sample from a factory in China asking for our opinion on potential sales in the UK.
We adopted the dog but had to inform the factory that no one will EVER stock it - an that it should never have been created. One day we will have to share with you guys all the sample products that never make it online.
Oh GOD. Yeah, the day there's a bestiality section on LH is the day I pack my sex toy bag and leave... how disturbing!!
shellyboo wrote:
LoveHoney - Bonny wrote:
Jake of Facts and Friction wrote:
A LH job is obviously appealing, sounds like a great place to work - but is no one else hugely intrigued by the office mascot the creature that seems to be 'part dog, part toy' the one that 'noone knows quite what it is, just that should never have been created...'?
It sounds like some really bad horror movie/twisted porn flick! In a dark, mountainous castle the lady of the manor drops her favourite toy, and just as her trusty hound leaps to retrieve it lightening hits the castle, FUSING DILDO AND DACHSHUND!
In reality I'm guessing it's really just an oddly shaped toy, either of a sex or stuffed natured?
I was waiting for someone to pick up on that! It needs a photo to do it justice really but it's a real dog with a masturbator insert in its rear. It was sent over as a sample from a factory in China asking for our opinion on potential sales in the UK.
We adopted the dog but had to inform the factory that no one will EVER stock it - an that it should never have been created. One day we will have to share with you guys all the sample products that never make it online.
Oh GOD. Yeah, the day there's a bestiality section on LH is the day I pack my sex toy bag and leave... how disturbing!!
Shelly, you're so vanilla. What a prude! External Media
Yay, that's the first time I've ever been called that! I got called a "personal porn star" yesterday though.
Want. Photo. Please!