Mortified!!

my little girl, who is 2 and a half, came into my room this morning as i was still sleepy when she woke up

she did her usual wandering around the room, empting out my money jar etc as im dozing

next thing i hear "bzzzzzzzz" and then she bursts into tears!!!

she had only gone into my bedside drawer and found my rabbit and switched it on!!! it terrified the hell out of her (and me!)

dont think she will do it again, but i think its time for either a change of toy location or a child lock on my bedside drawer!! x

OMG! Not good! My mum found packaging from 1 of my vibrators when i was away on holiday (just got back today) i had the packaging in a drawer under my bed (luckily not the vibe itself) and when i came back home the packaging was on my sofa neatly on top of a pair of my jeans, luckily she hasn't brought it up in conversation *shudders at the thought*

Oh the poor wee soul! And you too poppy904 - yes, I think a secure toybox is what you need.

hehehehe, my mum was always curious at the "packages" i received, so one day i just showed her, we had a giggle, and she was obviously more embarrassed than me, but then she wasnt too surprised when i showed her the piece in Company mag where i was advertising a toy, lol

x x x

ive never been ashamed of them as far as parents/friends etc knowing goes. for example i know my mum has 2 and my sister has admitted she doesnt have the guts to try one!

but im just glad my little girl isnt old enough to ask questions and all she needed was for me to switch it off, close the drawer and give her a cuddle! x

JayGee wrote:

Oh the poor wee soul! And you too poppy904 - yes, I think a secure toybox is what you need.

not too secure, though. dont want to be messing about looking for a key when i get the urge. could kill the moment! x

poppy904 wrote:

ive never been ashamed of them as far as parents/friends etc knowing goes. for example i know my mum has 2 and my sister has admitted she doesnt have the guts to try one!

but im just glad my little girl isnt old enough to ask questions and all she needed was for me to switch it off, close the drawer and give her a cuddle! x

i know my mums got them, but she still thinks i dont know, i swear, i seriously considered getting her one for xmas! lol

And i think my mum was just shocked, being as im her lilest girlie, lol x x

lol im fairly open with my family about this. they know i have them. they know im a member on here, and they know ive had testers too. i know my mum has some (not as big er collection as mine) and ive found my dads porn mags and vids before.

at least shes only two and she wont know what its for, and isnt very likeley to remember it

Morbidia wrote:

poppy904 wrote:

ive never been ashamed of them as far as parents/friends etc knowing goes. for example i know my mum has 2 and my sister has admitted she doesnt have the guts to try one!

but im just glad my little girl isnt old enough to ask questions and all she needed was for me to switch it off, close the drawer and give her a cuddle! x

i know my mums got them, but she still thinks i dont know, i swear, i seriously considered getting her one for xmas! lol

And i think my mum was just shocked, being as im her lilest girlie, lol x x

im the youngest too. people always expect you to still be the sweet innocent kid! x

sweetlove666 wrote:

lol im fairly open with my family about this. they know i have them. they know im a member on here, and they know ive had testers too. i know my mum has some (not as big er collection as mine) and ive found my dads porn mags and vids before.

at least shes only two and she wont know what its for, and isnt very likeley to remember it

i know my parents have porn. never saw any of it lying around, though.

she has seen me opening my packages when they arrive, but she knows not to touch (well, i thought she did!) think she is scared enough not to go in the drawer again, though. x

poppy904 wrote:

sweetlove666 wrote:

lol im fairly open with my family about this. they know i have them. they know im a member on here, and they know ive had testers too. i know my mum has some (not as big er collection as mine) and ive found my dads porn mags and vids before.

at least shes only two and she wont know what its for, and isnt very likeley to remember it

i know my parents have porn. never saw any of it lying around, though.

she has seen me opening my packages when they arrive, but she knows not to touch (well, i thought she did!) think she is scared enough not to go in the drawer again, though. x

well last new years eve i went ontp my pearents room to watch fireworks out their windows (asked beforehand like) then i see a porn mag just on the bed. (it was new in the cellophane) lol. and i kn ow mums got toys cause shes told me. offered to buy me one for several years too

poppy904 wrote:

ive never been ashamed of them as far as parents/friends etc knowing goes. for example i know my mum has 2 and my sister has admitted she doesnt have the guts to try one!

My mum has one, my sister and i found it last year whilst childishly searching for our xmas pressies. frankly, im happy shes having fun, but i dont think id have the guts to tell my sister let alone my mum i have my own stash.

At least she has no idea what she found!

my little girl cat likes vibrators she plays with them, my little boy cat runs away scared!

My younger sister (shes 24) found my parents porn stash while she was looking for something to watch with her boyfriend.

Oh dear, that's pretty embarrassing! I don't live with the parents anymore but if anyone was to nose through my flat they might get a little surprise...! My kitty gets locked out of the room when we're 'busy'. Shes a little scaredy so I dont think she'd be a fan of my toy box.

Have to admit to being a little shocked that my daughter (aged 22) had a rabbit (she had in effect moved out, leaving all the stuff daughters do - loads of stuff including a small suitcase in the wardrobe, which I thought I might use for a trip I was going on - rabbit was living in it).

However, husband said ...she is your daughter, what do you expect !! (she has since been back and removed rest of her stuff, including suitcase !)

At least she proably won't remember when shes older!

WandA wrote:

At least she proably won't remember when shes older!

i hope not! she asks enough questions about her lady-bits now!! (ie. mummy, ive got 2 bums!) x

oh dear. its happened again. but worse! this morning i woke up to find that she had arranged all of my vibrators in a row on my dressing table. each of them wearing its own cock ring!!!

its lock-box time!! x

OMG poor you!

I could never discuss vibes with my folks. All my friends absolutely fine, but not my folks. Thankfully I live by myself so they're not likely to find em!

me and my mum are very open about things like that, i'm 18 and she's 45 but she had been with my dad from 16 to 42 so she's just having some fun now. and im glad we can laugh and joke about things like that, were just like best friends to be honest