My Poor Vibrater

My first rampant rabbit 'RIGSBY' died quite sometime ago much to my dismay, he was readily replaced with another one exactly the same, Ronald... obviously I didn't want to flush him down the loo for fear of blocking the pipes, I didn't want to give him a burial in the garden incase one of my three boys decided to do a spot of gardening so I did the only other thing I could think of ...I wrapped him in previous day's newspaper and put him in a black bag ready for the bin-man to come and collect to take away. I was talking to my next door neighbour over the garden wall when they came to take my bin bags, I wanted the ground to swallow me up when he knocked the bag against one of the concrete flower pot thingy's and ot tore the bag open only for a few take-away wrappers and yesterdays paper to roll out onto the path, along with RIGSBY!!! Arggggggggggggghhhh!