by @Bearjamin, 31/08/23
Blowmotion Hands-Free Real Feel Suction Masturbator
TL;DR
This toy is a mystical monolith with convincing sucking action to quaff your cucumber! It has powerful dual rumbling vibrator which are surprisingly quiet. The internal ridges and bumps feel amazing especially when the suction is just right, it felt like getting sucked off by someone with a tongue piercing! It really made my toes curl and milked that one eyed snake for every last drop!
Full review;
Sorry if this gets wordy, but the way this works take a bit of explaining that wasn’t evident from the manual or product blurb!
The toy is packaged in a towering box which is adorned with evocative low-key photography and the promises of sucking your salami to satisfaction. I opened the box and was greeted with the obscure obelisk, about the length of my forearm, and has a decent weight to it. I put it on charge straight away with its fancy magnetic lead, and the buttons illuminated with a cycle of rainbow colours. The instructions say on a full charge it will last for 65 minutes of play (if you can last that long!).
Once charged, I familiarised myself with its buttons and functions. The ‘on/off’, ‘vibration’ and ‘sound’ buttons were easy enough. I was intrigued as to how the ‘suction’ buttons work and how this function is achieved by the toy. The manual describes how one button is ‘suck’, and one is ‘release’. I popped off the cap that protects the business end, and peered inside while holding the ‘suck’ button. What I could see was the inside walls of the masturbation sleeve actually squeezing together, while the ‘release’ button did the opposite.
From what I could gather, this works by blowing air in the cavity between the walls of the toy and the sleeve, increasing the pressure, which causes the canal walls to constrict. I was a little confused a first, because what was advertised as a ‘suction’ action seemed more like it was a ‘squeezing’ one. But actually there is a trick to it which I found after some time playing. I’ll elaborate in a moment.
I applied a generous helping of lube and pushed my perked up pork inside. Fair warning, when you push inside, the air has to escape, and let’s rip an almighty fart sound! It was pretty funny actually. Once inside I activated the ‘suck’ function, which is actually a squeeze action as discussed, and squeezes even more air out (with more fart noises!). The sleeve tightened around my cock and felt good to thrust inside.
I found that the suction actually comes with the ‘release’ button. I pulled myself out until just the tip was at the entrance, while still remaining an air tight seal. The ‘release’ button let’s out the high pressure and the walls of the sleeve can relax open again. If you know a bit of physics, you know this would now make low pressure which wants to equalise. It does this by filling that low pressure with… you guessed it! Your penis! Now as you push back inside you can also feel it sucking you in too! Once I got thrusting like this I could really feel the sucking feeling.
The schlong slurping toy has bumps and ridges on the inside, and there’s a specific spot I found where I could thrust in and feel a tight sucking section and a thud as the glans of my head popped through. It’s hard to describe but it felt like when my wife goes down on me and is bobbing her head, and the ball of her tongue bar is rolling up and down on my glans. Honestly, it feels divine!
Better yet was the auto mode when double clicking the ‘suck’ button. It cycles through the suck and release phases and varies the speed and patterns at which it does so, creating a convincing feeling of getting your snake siphoned.
Activating the vibrator is where this toy went from amazing to mind blowing! There are two powerful vibrators embedded in the sleeve, one mid shaft, and one on the tip. The rumble is like an earthquake while also being whisper quiet! The suction mode is only slightly louder, but not that loud at all. It’s actually quite impressive. In fact the fart noises as you first enter are louder!
I played though the various speeds and patterns while sliding the toy up and down my pole, and it wasn’t long before I was erupting like Krakatoa! I seriously came hard and physically curled up in a ball while this thing continued to relentlessly rock my rod and suck me off! My heart’s racing now thinking back to it and typing this.
Cleaning is very easy, just pull out the sleeve and take care not to tug on the wires to the vibrators. Take the vibes out of the pockets on the sleeve, turn the whole sleeve inside out and wash with sex toy cleaner. The outside body of the main unit just wipe down with a wipe or damp cloth to get any lube marks off.
The hands free sucker attachment is easy to use and sticks to flat surfaces like glass, tiles, fridge doors, etc. with incredible force. Having the option to use hands free is good as you can hold your phone for ‘inspirational videos’ at the same time. I used it sucked to my fridge and it was fantastic, it’s an exciting feeling when standing up, you can imagine you’re in doggy or someone on their knees in front of you! I thought being attached to something would make it louder like a sounding board, but it was just as quiet. My wife said she couldn’t hear it while in the bedroom above.
I’m not overly fond of the built in sound effects. The speaker is small and tinny sounding. You can plug in headphones but the sound isn’t that much better. I feel like if you wanted sound effects you’d get that from whatever porn video you’re also probably watching! I can’t knock any points of for it though, it’s optional.
Overall, I’d highly recommend this Blowmotion toy. It has high quality build and materials, and delivers unique experience with orgasmic results. Can’t wait to put my dick in it again!
Overall Rating: 
Pros: Beutifully soft sillicone canal. Deep rumbling vibrators. Convincing sword sucking action!
Cons: Not fussed about the built in sound effects.
Bottom Line: It sucks! But in the best kind of way! 
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