My Reviews

by @Peitho , 7th November 2023
Womanizer Next Clitoral Suction Stimulator

The NEXT generation is a serious upgrade!

This latest Womanizer is a complete game changer. Yes, I’ve been a fan of suction toys for quite some time. I have 4 other Womanizer suction toys and the We-vibe Melt. For me, for pure clitoral pleasure, the Melt has always won out hands down… the NEXT changes that.

There are a lot of buttons as well as four separate lights to tell you what settings it’s on, if, for example, you’re using it on a partner. Initially, this was a bit overwhelming and a read of the quick start guide was needed to work out what they all did. However, once you start using it, they are so well placed and thought out that it becomes really easy and my fingers very quickly worked out what did what without looking. Much easier than the Duo2 for example, where I still press the wrong buttons sometimes.

The packaging, as with all Womanizer products, is excellent. Neatly packed into a slide drawer box are the toy itself, it’s accessories (a bag, the additional head and the USB magnetic charge cable), a quick start guide and a longer safety guide.

The feel and styling of the NEXT are lovely. I chose the dark purple version and the two tone silicone and matching metal band are beautiful. The silicone is silky soft and there is enough weight to it that it feels real quality. When you turn it on, it starts on the lowest settings for both depth and intensity, and even with the Smart Silent feature turned off, it is almost inaudible. First win over the Melt, which, for some reason, always starts mid intensity.

The head shape is an oval very like the Melt. This fits me much better than the rounded head on 3 of my Womanizers. The Classic 2 has an oval head but it’s not quite the same as this, this seems to have shallower edges that fit much more snuggly and even with no lube seal perfectly. For me, this head produces a more intense feeling, this is probably down to individual clit size, shape and preference but for me this is far better than the other Womanizer heads I’ve used. There are, like previous models, two head sizes included but the one fitted as standard is perfect for me.

There are three depth levels, I’m not sure how else to describe them but they are revolutionary in terms of suction toys. At the same intensity level, altering the depth makes such a huge difference to the feel you get. In the manual they are described as, “Climax Control” and you get a “richer, fuller sensation” at the higher levels. I’d say this is 100% accurate. This new feature is absolutely sensational!

There are 14 intensity levels which you can either click through or hold the up and down buttons to smoothly travel through. Nothing new here, but works very well.

Next, the NEXT is genuinely quiet! Much more so than previous versions, it has the same smart silence feature as the Premium and Duo 2 but when running, I think, it is also much quieter than the previous models, but somehow with even more intense pulsations when the depth is set to the richest. Yes, on the highest intensity levels it is audible even when sealed tight but nothing like the early suction toys used to be. Under a duvet it wouldn’t be heard in the next room which is something I never thought I’d say of a suction toy.

The charging is so much better than in previous Womanizer models. In the older models the charging light was inside the suction head, which made it really hard to see, especially as the magnetic chargers often got dislodged trying to reangle the toys to look. The NEXT has three lights for charging that are not only positioned perfectly to see without dislodging the charge cable but also tell you how charged it is. Initially, only the first light flashes, it then remains constantly lit and the next flashes until the toy is fully charged when all three lights are lit and remain constantly lit. I love this.

The NEXT also has a superb runtime. After 5 uses, I thought I should probably charge it though the power still seemed good and when I popped it on charge it was still “half charged”. It states 240 mins runtime and I’d say this is easily true. I use it on pretty high settings and have come nowhere near flattening the battery.

The only area where the NEXT loses out to the Melt is the shape. As a solo toy this can’t currently be beaten but it suffers from the same issue as other clitoral only Womanizers, the overhanging base of the head gets in the way of both a real penis and dildos or vibrators. They’re not impossible to use but are a much easier in combination with the Melt.

A very nice feature is the autopilot, I love the autopilot. It forces me to slow my session down and draw it out. I fully admit, with suction toys, I am generally a pop it on, build up and then have the toy very quickly deliver the first orgasm. The autopilot forces me to slow this down, which ultimately leads to a more intense climax. It is also clever that there are three levels of autopilot so if you’re someone that doesn’t enjoy the full suction force you can set the toy to the low or medium autopilot modes which limit the range of intensities reached while still using all three depth modes. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t use autopilot all the time and for a super fast Wam Bam Thank you Ma’am the NEXT delivers very fast just using the richest depth and ramping up the intensity. Very simple.

Cleaning is the same as for previous models, a squirt of sex toy cleaner to disinfect and run it underwater to clean. The head can then be removed to clean separately if you wish and speed up the drying process. Easy, as long as you’ve somewhere to keep it to air dry fully.

A word of warning, however. The NEXT delivers such a strong, intense climax that I pulled a stomach muscle from orgasmic clenching! It was still sore more than a week later.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Improved head shape, quiet and an incredible new depth control feature.

Cons: I pulled a muscle from intense orgasmic clenching! :joy:

Bottom Line: A vast improvement on previous Womanizers.

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 16/01/24
Lovehoney Barely There Red Sheer Hearts Crotchless Teddy

Playful

With Valentine’s Day fast approaching, this Teddy is absolutely perfect to slip into at the end of the evening, whether for play, sleep, or just a bit of comfort. The cups provide coverage while also revealing all under the mesh, and the open back design provides a wonderful glimpse of skin. The mesh flows over the hips and sits quite high on the leg. I personally really like this, although is rather risqué if you’re not intending to maybe accidentally reveal “all.”

I’d happily have this teddy without it being crotchless. It adds a big element of sex-appeal but sometimes that’s not what I’m aiming for, especially as it is so comfortable that I’d like to just wear it around the house. However, the crotchlessness does provide great fun when the time is right…

The mesh material is really soft against the skin while sitting loosely against the body. It’s delicate material so I’m wary of catching it with my rings, however it’s resilient enough to be pulled and stretched. The elasticated waist pulls the piece in to provide shape but, again, is comfortable and is also adjustable if required.

I’m a size 10 on top, 12 bottoms, 5ft6 and 36C. I found the One Size fit really well, helped by the halterneck ribbons allowing you to secure as snugly or loosely as you want.

I adore the detailing; the little hearts covering the body really “make” the piece, while the central bow and little Lovehoney charm catch the eye. The red ribbons add romance, and the sheer mesh exposing the skin provides plenty of allure.

As usual with Lovehoney, this teddy has been made to a high standard, and is just another piece that I can’t get enough of!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, materials

Cons: nothing. personally, could do without it being crotchless?

Bottom Line: “Barely there” indeed, but so incredibly flattering, sexy and playful!

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by @our-adventure-bed February 2024
Mantric Rechargeable Rabbit Ears Clitoral Vibrator

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Who f****d Roger Rabbit!!!

We are in love with this toy.

Firstly, it’s our third Mantric toy and we love the simple, waste free packaging and presentation. Top marks!
Secondly, all the toys we have tried from Mantric are excellent. And this one is no exception.
Easy to charge, with a self sealing silicone port, waterproof and a great color.
My wife loved the color, but was skeptical of the toy at first.
When she turned it on, she thought it was too powerful, with all the energy in the little ears.
For a minute, I thought it was a non starter. However, with a bit of exploring (and a lot of fun) things warmed up.
She did say, “I can definitely make myself come with this, it’s so strong” and at that point I felt a lot of tingles!
The quality is very high, with super soft and smooth silicone, which is very pleasant.
We found that at first, using the flatter side of the ears is a good way to warm up. And as a wise person once said, you can never have too much lube!
After a bit of tentative playing (that included a very fun little test on my male bits) my wife announced, “time to put this bad bunny through its paces!”
And it didn’t take long to arrive at a very intense O for her.
Very sexy! Also, from my POV it’s a really sexy toy, probably the sexiest to watch as those little ears do something pretty special visually in the, ahem, action area!
We had so much fun and my wife totally changed her opinion of this toy, in fact, she liked it so much the power got turned up twice (to max) and she had a total of 4 x thundering orgasms!
Wow.
We played in different ways and tried lots of different things, she wanted to point out that it was really fun to slide it inside with the ears pointing up, while I was in there too.
That was a special moment!
Because of the shape, we kept making jokes - if you hold it up a certain way, it looks a bit like Batman!
That doesn’t sound sexy, but it is sexy fun :slight_smile:
Ultimately, we think this toy looks great, has a lovely design, is made well, has very strong vibrations and can be used in many different delicious and sexy ways.
Really fun for a couple, I imagine excellent for a solo experience and I can’t wait for the next time!

Price is excellent too. Tremendous value for money and very affordable.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Great design, lovely colour, really fun, powerful vibrations, waterproof, sexy and simple!

Cons: Nothing.

Bottom Line: Brilliant. Added so much fun to a special night, and extremely sexy!
Great price too.

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by @RacyRosalee, 20/01/24
Lovehoney Love Button Rechargeable Personal Massager

Suitable for anyone, but button’s a bit iffy

First thing I noticed when unboxing this toy was the absence of plastic, I love seeing brands working to be more sustainable, however, the graphic design on the box didn’t really wow me. Was a little lacklustre and didn’t feel premium, unlike the toy.

I was surprised by the charging compartment, not only does it allow me to store the toy, but it doesn’t scream ‘there’s a toy in here!’. Comparable to an automatic air freshner, honestly, so it won’t look out of place in the open.

The toy itself is something I’ve personally never seen before on the market. It’s small, and not technically aimed at any specific demographic, and is completely usable by all.

The silicone is that soft touch silicone, giving the vibe a very velvety-feel, which in my personal opinion, always makes a toy feel luxurious.

Sitting between two fingers, the vibe barely weighs anything at all, and can be positioned comfortably. It’s also completely waterproof and submersible, thanks to the magnetic charging component, so no need to worry about damaging electronic components with water.

I do have slight concerns regarding the functionality of the button positioning, as dependent on how one holds this, changing settings would require lifting the vibrator away, which some may not like.

The button did also give me some trouble when I initially inspected it, it would become ‘sticky’ (even without anything on the toy), and not cycle through the settings, which was a little frustrating.

Upon my second bout of testing a few days later, the button seemed to bring up more issues, in which it completely malfunctioned and the inputs for turning the toy on and turning on the travel lock completely blended together. Sometimes I was pressing twice for the travel lock, and it was turning on, and other times I was holding to turn it on, and the travel lock would engage.

When I could get the toy to function, I found it to be really pleasant. The three levels of vibration scale well, and as I do most of the time, I ignored the patterns.

I would probably use it more often if the button inputs didn’t malfunction the way they did. Still overall a fantastic concept and a really fun toy to play around with.

Pros: The concept as a whole, and the discreet charging station

Cons: The button malfunctioned and it seems input wires have crossed

Bottom Line: A good concept, and possibly a good introduction to toys for beginners

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 13/02/24
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look Zip-Around Peek-A-Boo Body

Zipped up (or not in this case)

At 5ft6, size 10 and 36C on top and 12 bottoms, I bought this body in a medium. Before I get into the review, I’ll say in future a large would likely fit me better, however this body is absolutely jaw-dropping.

The bodysuit itself is very durable with very little stretch. Upon trying on, I undid the main zip, stepped in and (carefully) pulled the zip back up (you really don’t want to get anything caught in the zip, and I can totally see the potential of that happening!) The zip came up to below my bust before a bit too much tension caused the zip to come to a natural stop. I do enjoy how this looks though; it pulls my boobs in slightly and is a huge tease. I’m also not used to my just-a-handful boobs ever getting in the way of anything so I actually quite liked the boost this gave me!

I did pull the zip all the way over my boobs (gripping each side of the bodysuit together and subsequently my boobs too to allow the zip to…zip) however it gave a rather “squeezed in” appearance that didn’t really flatter. On a positive note though, the rings are large enough to enable a good grip and the zip is very durable, plus I did undo the two over-the-boob zips which allowed my boobs a bit of freedom and this did look better however, again, a bit squished.

My favourite way to wear, however, is with the two boob zips done up and the main zip pulled to just below my bust. It looks absolutely delicious.

The material sits snug against my body, and the combination of the wet look material and the zips provide a somewhat dominatrix aesthetic (think fierce, strong and powerful). Although I don’t own any, I can imagine the body looking incredible with some knee/thigh high boots and a couple of accessories.

Overall, an incredible bodysuit, just “my” kind of style, however snug in places.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: design, material, durable, overall look

Cons: too restrictive across chest

Bottom Line: Jaw dropping. Chest is snug but can wear to accommodate this.

Note: Anyone else fed up of the word “zip”? :thinking: :rofl:

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 09/02/24
Lovehoney Power Petal 2-in-1 Clitoral Suction Stimulator with Thrusting Egg Vibrator

Power Petal (kind of…)

Just when I think I’ve experienced and seen it all, Lovehoney produce this wonderful mix of toys.

The packaging is simple, rather subtle, and easy to read and understand, and for further guidance, have a little flick through of the manual provided within the box.

The toy comes in its own zippable hygiene bag which I’ve chosen to house it in forevermore. I’m forever at a surplus of toys (and not enough storage bags) so this works really well and saves me from keeping the box which takes up room within my storage.

The toy is simply charged with the USB cable provided and attaches magnetically to the toy. I’ve found the magnetic chargers work well providing the toy isn’t at risk of getting knocked and unknowingly losing connection. No issues with this one though, and the toy pulsed a circular red light to indicate charging.

Before play, I got to grips with the toy. There are two buttons: one controls the rose and the clitoral suction, while the other controls the thrusting egg. Each component can be used separately (so if I only want the suction, I don’t need to have the egg activated, and vice versa). To turn on (and off), each button is held down for a couple of seconds, then you can flick through each intensity/speed/pattern. There are 10 intensity/pattern levels of clitoral suction and 9 for the egg.

I love clitoral suction toys so applied a little bit of water-based lube for good measure and experimented with all of the functions the rose has to offer. It sat comfortably once it secured a good suction, and the different settings are fun, and I would say absolutely perfect for beginners to clitoral suction toys. The strength of the suction isn’t as strong as I’ve experienced before and I found myself on the edge of orgasm for a long time but just not quite getting there.

The thrusting egg is also very fun and adds an extra bit of spice to play. The vibrations are very strong and my goodness does it thrust! The patterns, again, are fun to experiment with, however I always enjoy a steady and consistent motion (which this toy does provide!). If you get off to g-spot play, this would be fantastic for you, with the added bonus of the clitoral suction.

I wouldn’t say this toy is quiet; the rose is rumbly, however the egg is a rather loud thruster. It’s muffled somewhat by being internal, and can be muffled further by being under the covers, however it does like to make its presence known which is something to be mindful of before buying.

I adore the colour; it’s very fitting for the rose, and I particularly like how each button indicates which speed/pattern you’re using by lighting up to match it. The head of the rose is removable so makes for easy cleaning too.

Overall, a beautiful toy, very fun, but doesn’t quite hit the spot for me.

Overall Rating: 3 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, combination of toys/functions, clitoral suction, the thrust, material, ease of use

Cons: clitoral suction wasn’t too powerful, egg is rather noisy.

Bottom Line: great for beginners, fun to play and experiment with, not quite orgasm worthy

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 12/03/24
ROMP Switch X Clitoral Suction Stimulator

My First ROMP toy, and now I want more…

Despite having a rather extensive collection of sex toys, this is my first ROMP treat!

The packaging is stylish, creative and informative, and the little ‘Playbook’ included suggests alternative ways to play as well as how to clean and general information. There is also a sheet of naughty stickers which are a fun little extra!

The toy itself is bright orange! It’s a colour that I can’t say I have in my toy bag already so it certainly stands out amongst the rest. It sits perfectly in the palm of my hand and is easy to grip, and the controls are super easy to understand and use. A 2 second press of the “+” will power on, then will increase the intensity levels, and the “-“ button will decrease the intensity level while a 2 second press will power off. Easy!

There was a slight hesitation when I realised the toy was battery operated with concerns around the power the toy would provide, the noise and how long the batteries would last. It’s always been a bit of a faff, however those days appear long gone. The batteries are provided which is always handy! I initially found difficulty in getting the battery cover off; a bit more grip on the toy would help however I have now mastered it. I slipped the cover back on and gave it a thorough enough test for a review.

The toy gets louder with each intensity level. This is something expected of most toys though, and not something I’d pin to it being battery operated. It’s not overly noisy however sure isn’t subtle.

I’m also really impressed with the levels of suction. It doesn’t compare to the likes of my Womanizer, however for a toy that is the fraction of the price, it still really satisfies and is certainly orgasm-worthy. It doesn’t have all the glitz and extras some other toys have but it does the job just as well.

The toy is easily cleanable, and as mentioned earlier, there are instructions included. It’s also splashproof so can be used in the shower if that’s your thing, or if like me, you’d even like to go hands free, it sits very comfortably between your legs without any buttons needing to be pressed.

Overall, love it! A toy that hasn’t failed to get me to orgasm, is simple to use, and if a small battery change every now and again is all I have to do, I’m not complaining!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, ease of use, design, orgasm-worthy

Cons: a little noisy?

Bottom Line: the perfect little treat if you enjoy clit stim but are on a budget!

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 03/02/24
Lovehoney Satin Romance Purple Push-Up Bra

Wonderful.

At 36C, size 10, and generally fitting into Medium sized clothing, this Medium sized bra certainly impressed! I put it on and secured as normal, got it comfortable and scooped my boobs so they fit nicely into the cups and admired myself. I absolutely loved what I saw. My boobs had a modest lift; nothing extreme but appeared natural and shapely.

As well as the padding within the cups, the straps are detachable at the back and can be crossed over. I noticed this gives just a little bit extra lift.

My boobs filled out the cups quite well, although sometimes a bit of space appeared at the top of the cups by the straps. The underwiring sat comfortably and stayed in place, and the band has an element of stretch which adds further leniency in sizing aside adjustable shoulder straps and various hook & eye fastenings.

The purple satin is just beautiful; it contrasts my pale skin tone and compliments it, however the purple would suit any skin tone and body, no doubt about it.

The black lace detailing appears delicate, but I adore its scalloped edging and how it sits across my ribs. To say it draws the eye is an understatement. The pearls add an extra focal point, and the way the lace adorns each boob is just divine. I can’t get enough.

This bra is both comfortable enough and suitable enough to wear under day-to-day clothing but would also very much be enjoyed in the bedroom or dressed up with stockings and heels.

As always with Lovehoney, I can’t fault the quality. Nor can I find fault in the comfort or overall appearance of the bra.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: the lift! design, colours, materials, comfort

Cons: small gaps where my boobs didn’t fully fill the cups out.

Bottom Line: beautiful, just beautiful!

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 03/02/24
Lovehoney Satin Romance Black Open-Back Pearl Crotchless Knickers

Pearlfect

First things first, with a size 12 booty, I found these One Sized knickers fit really well: very comfortable, no digging in, and the option to adjust with the little sliders at the back allows for a little more, or less, room.

The deep purple satin is beautiful and is perfectly complimented by the black scalloped lacing which follows the hips around and frames the bum. I love how it’s all presented so delicately.

The pearl thong is a very interesting component, and one I haven’t actually experienced before. I’m used to wearing thongs and the feeling isn’t too unfamiliar. The pearls continue to the crotch of the knickers, although aren’t noticeable from a front view. I like this though; it’s subtle but sexy. The pearls are on a piece of elasticated material and although it hasn’t happened (yet), I do have visions of it pinching… however that’s a risk I’m willing to take because I really enjoy how these knickers look and feel!

The knickers are made to a really high standard, and they certainly look it too. Aside from the central panel of satin, the rest is elasticated. Although they look dainty and delicate in places, I’m able to stretch the knickers without concern of causing damage.

I enjoy the idea of wearing them out under my normal clothes, unbeknownst to everybody else that I’m wearing something so simple yet so sexy and stimulating underneath. A matching bra, stockings and heels would also look incredible.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, materials, the pearl thong, quality.

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: “so simple yet so sexy and stimulating!”

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 24/02/24
Lovehoney Midnight Dream Red Bustier Set

Beautiful!

I’m not often baffled by lingerie, but upon pulling this set out of its packaging and being faced with a mass of straps, this was one of them! Luckily I had the stock photo to go off of and managed to navigate my way through a number of straps and ties and pulled the bustier into all the right places.

The bustier is One Size and this is reflected in the multiple adjustable sliders throughout the bustier and the thong, as well as all materials having an element of elasticity. At 5ft 6, size 10/36C on top and 12 bottoms, the set sits very well on me; no digging in, nothing is loose, and I adjusted the pieces to my desired snugness.

I adore the combination of the red mesh and lace split into panels, especially divided by the band across the waist that cinches the body in and adds a degree of shaping.

The bust isn’t underwired but my boobs feel secure within the cups. I haven’t had to use the central fastening but this can be undone if you want to reveal a little more. The fastening is gold and matches all the other rings and sliders which add a subtle pop amongst the cherry red.

The garters are, thankfully, detachable. This makes putting them on/taking them off a whole lot easier, albeit can be fiddly to do so. I did try and put the garters on without removing them first and all this lingerie became was a trip hazard! Oops. I carry weight in my thighs and don’t often like how they look with stockings etc, so I was glad to see the garters are adjustable. This stopped them from being too restrictive. Because they’re removable, you can alternatively swap them out for a pair of stockings. A red or nude pair match wonderfully with the set.

The thong follows suit with the rest of the set; it matches, it’s comfortable and it’s lenient in sizing. It also provides a rather lovely view of the back and bum, adorned by a number of criss-crosses and straps.

It’s just beautiful.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, materials, sizing, detailing

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: an incredibly sexy piece of lingerie!

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 24/02/24
Lovehoney Midnight Dream Red Bra Set

A dream.

This is a bra set that has it all, from an abundance of straps to garters, to lace and mesh and the most beautiful cherry red you’ll ever wear.

The set is comprised of three pieces: the bra, the thong and the suspender/garter belt. Upon pulling them out of the packaging, it’s best to lie them down and get an idea of how they’d sit on your body otherwise you’re faced with a mass of straps and confusion. I received the One Size set, and I’m a 36C/size 10 on top and have no issues around the sizing of the bra (or the rest of the set to be honest, with a size 12 booty and carrying weight in my thighs). To put on, I undid the front fastening, put my arms through and secured again, however I’m sure you can pull this on over your head and shimmy into place. The bra isn’t underwired however the band sits snug against my body and my boobs remain secure. I love the racerback style straps that cross over at the back; they also help give a little uplift and can be adjusted if necessary.

The thong and the suspender belt follow the same theme: strappy, lacy and incredibly sexy.

I adjusted the sliders on the thong to their loosest fit to prevent the straps digging into my hips, and it looks very inviting underneath the suspender belt. The subtle gold accents of the fastenings, rings and sliders pair perfectly against the red, which in-turn compliments my pale skin tone.

I really enjoy the image of the garters and how they appear alongside the set, although I’m glad they’re detachable as this set is easily pairable with a pair of stockings; nude or a matching red are my pick. I also appreciate the garters being adjustable as I don’t like how restrictive some pieces can be on my thighs and how this presents, so to have them sat comfortably and not digging in is quite refreshing.

Overall, a really beautiful, comfortable, and detailed set!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, materials, sizing, detailing

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: a very sexy and versatile set

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by @PKH, 07 April 2024
ROMP Lipstick Clitoral Suction Stimulator

Fun Design but Lacking Power

I LOVE the design of this clitoral suction vibrator. The bright and colorful lipstick design is really fun, and the capped end makes it really easy to store away or toss in my purse to bring along! Apart from the aesthetic design, my favorite things about this toy have been that it is very ergonomic and easy to hold while in use and that the head opening is quite large, so I didn’t have to worry about the fit or seal breaking!

I already have the Womanizer Premium, so I was really excited to try this smaller version to see how it would compare in performance. The biggest pro for me has been that the ROMP takes up less space while in use, so it’s much easier to have penetrative sex while using it than with the womanizer! But unfortunately, power-wise, it did not measure up. It has 7 intensity levels, but even at the higher levels, the sensation was very faint, comparable to the lowest levels on the Womanizer. While the Womanizer always brings me to a strong climax, the ROMP alone has not been able to get me there, so I’ll be planning to use it as more of a foreplay toy to get in the mood before switching to a more powerful toy. I imagine this toy would be a better fit for someone who is more sensitive to clitoral stimulation.

A few other notes: I was surprised how quiet it is! While it is small, it does still have some weight to it, making it feel like a quality toy. It’s very easy to clean and has been holding its charge for me quite well. And it’s waterproof! I haven’t had the circumstances to use it in the tub yet but looking forward to it!

Overall Rating: 2 out of 5 stars

Pros: Quiet, ergonomic design, wide head, discreet, travel friendly.

Cons: The highest intensity levels were not stimulating enough for me.

Bottom Line: Really fun design, but would only recommend for those who want really gentle clitoral stimulation.

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by @RacyRosalee, 17/04/24
System JO Strawberry Kiss Flavoured Lubricant 30ml

Great Taste, Awful Bottle

I bought a couple of bottles of this lube specifically for giving my OH head, as I’m not a huge fan of the taste, and wanted flavoured lube as a means of easing myself into it, and rewiring my brain to like it.

I don’t mind the artificial strawberry flavour, it’s strong enough that I can manage the job just fine, but my issue stems from the bottle itself

There’s a huge difference between the 30ml bottles and the larger range, and that’s the hardness of the plastic.

This bottle makes it so ridiculously hard to squeeze, that getting enough lube out has the potential of me either breaking or dislocating a finger.

I feel like there was a better option, but unfortunately I’m left with 2 bottles that aren’t very accessible, which leaves me with very little desire to want to use them.

I’ve ordered the same brand, different flavour, in the 60ml, and those bottles are so much easier to squeeze (still not easy, but far easier), and it leaves me questioning why make the squeeze a requirement in the 30ml when it’s such a hard plastic to squeeze?

I’m only 25, but I’m chronically ill/disabled, especially in my hands, and as my condition has declined over the last 4 months, I’m really starting to notice how inaccessible some designs really are.

I do however, really like their label designs, just please fix the bottles!

Pros: The label and the taste

Cons: The bottle is impossibly hard to squeeze!

Bottom Line: Great taste, just super inaccessible bottle with hard plastic to squeeze, buy the 60ml lines instead

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x , 15/04/24
Lovehoney Fierce Wet Look Zip-Around Leggings

Sexy.

I have a pair of wet look leggings from a clothing store but they do not come close to this pair whatsoever. In fact, my LH pair now hang proudly in my wardrobe (as opposed to my lingerie drawers and rails) so they can be to hand on a day-to-day basis, I adore them that much.

I received the leggings in a Medium, although not without apprehensions about not being able to fit in them, with size 12-14 generally fitting me best. Some wet look material can be quite stiff and that’s what I imagined these would be however I was very pleasantly surprised. The material is relatively thin however is also very stretchy, super accommodating, and the waistband is thick and comfortable. Size medium actually turned out perfectly.

Although the material is thin, it can be stretched and pulled and currently shows no sign of wear despite a number of wears for prolonged periods of time.

The lining is soft against the skin, while the zip has a somewhat protective layer of material beneath it to prevent catching the skin (I don’t even want to imagine!). The zip goes literally back to front (or front to back) and is very easy to use with the ring being big enough to get a decent grip.

The wet look adds a rather complimentary and inviting shine to the booty, as well as the thighs and hips, and the zip just begs to be undone.

It was really fun to experiment with how these can be worn; I tried them on with a variety of jumpers, band tees, vest tops and bralettes for an “outerwear” look, then alternatively with next-to-nothing or a pretty bra and heels for a “bedroom” look. They work so well for both!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: comfort, sizing, stretch, material, overall look

Cons: Nothing!

Bottom Line: versatile and incredibly sexy!

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by @RacyRosalee, 20/04/24
Lovehoney Dream Wand Rechargeable Mini Massage Wand Vibrator

Impressive little gift!

I got this as part of a free gift promo that LH was running a little while back, figured an extra wand wouldn’t hurt (it was this or a prostate massager, which I nor OH are interested in). I already had a mains, but sometimes don’t want to mess around with cords, and having something a little weaker would be great at times.

I was very glad to see the lack of plastic packaging. Just a nice basic designed cardboard box, and straightforward instructions.

The wand didn’t take long to charge at all, and the operation was fairly simplistic. It has a range of levels and patterns, so it’s super versatile.

One thing that I absolutely loved was the colour changing led LH heart that coordinated with different patterns! It’s so perfect in being able to remember which patterns are your favourites by simply remembering which colour they are.

I was super surprised with how well this managed to make me finish. It’s quicker than my mains, and paired with my OH, can just bring me back-to-back bliss.

I would have liked to see it come with its own bag, rather than having to purchase one, as it’s getting more difficult telling which toy is which when the bags are all the same.

The material is a soft touch silicone, and the handle is arched and ribbed, which, although helps with grip, doesn’t do much if there’s lube or liquids present on the handle. I found it was sometimes a little difficult to keep hold of.

We now reach for this before our mains wand, simply due to the convenience and surprising power it has!

Pros: The coloured LED that corresponds to different pattern settings!

Cons: When things get slippery, it’s hard to keep hold of

Bottom Line: A wonderful addition to our regularly used collection

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by @RacyRosalee, 20/04/24
Lovehoney Fantasy Desert Princess Costume

Gorgeous Outfit, Frustrating Sizing

I originally bought this gorgeous outfit in the 18-22, and despite it being my usual size, the skirt was so incredibly loose, even after I altered it, that it hung down more at my hips than my waist, which didn’t look flattering at all.

After some (unhealthy) weightloss, I decided to order it again the 8-16, and whilst the skirt fit perfectly, the tiny mesh triangles in the top are definitely not meant for big busts.

So after negotiating between the two sets, I found myself fitting perfectly in a 8-16 skirt and the 18-22 top at my current size, which kinda discourages me from buying OS sets, as I’d need both sizes to make a functional outfit.

But, upon mixing the sizing, this outfit could not be more perfect. My OH, a massive Star Wars fan, was livid when they could only view it from a galaxy far, far away whilst we were long distance on their birthday. Upon surprising them with it in person, I can safely say it’s a winner.

The soft mesh is light, and not scratchy in anyway, which is perfect for the hot Aussie days and nights. The thong, although built into the skirt, is also surprisingly soft, so much that I barely noticed it, and could even be moved to the side by my OH for access without having to remove the skirt.

The cuffs didn’t get any use, not only do they seem a little flimsy, they’re incredibly large, and don’t fit my wrists at all. My wrists measure about 15.5cm around, so if you’re around that size, these cuffs won’t fit. I plan on getting some that will however, so that’s no issue.

The colours are honestly perfect! I love the deep red/purple tone of the mesh, and it works well with the gold tone material.

I just wish that I didn’t have to mix and match the two sizes to get something that fits me, but now I have my perfect size, it’s definitely here to stay.

Product size: Both 8-16 & 18-22

Pros: How soft the mesh is against my skin

Cons: That I had to buy two different sizes to mix and match top and skirt for the perfect fit

Bottom Line: A gorgeous outfit that’s perfect for surprising your Star Wars loving OH!

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 20/04/24
Lovehoney Lace Silhouette Corset

Corset Queen!

Despite an abundance of lingerie and the longest love affair with Lovehoney, this is my first corset!

As a size 10/12 and size 36C boobs, I received this in a Medium. Upon arrival, the corset already had a little bow secured within the ribbon at the back. I looked at it and it looked like it would give plenty of room, so I undid the zip at the front and attempted to put the corset on but nope! Too small. I adjusted, tried, then adjusted… and tried again, until I had it at its loosest. It fit! I would happily size up in order to get a nice bow secured at the back, however it does fit as a Medium, and for a vast majority of the time I am alone when trying on new lingerie and extra hands would be needed for anything more than a Medium!

The overall look of the corset is just divine. It’s classically beautiful as it cinches in the waist and provides a rather complimentary uplift to the chest. The boning adds structure and shaping and, although uncomfortable when sitting down, is easy to wear otherwise. The cups are lined and slightly padded, although the snugness of the corset will give as much uplift as you desire.

The purple satin and the black lace compliment each other wonderfully, topped off (literally) with the black frills that draw attention to the overspilling cleavage. The front zip also adds to the look while providing an element of sex appeal (just imagine the striptease…) and practicality (so easy!).

The build quality of the corset is incredible. The materials, together, are thick and durable and can withstand plenty of tugging and adjusting. The finish is clean and tidy too, and every component appears to be high quality.

When I first tried the corset on, it was with plain black high waisted leggings and these matched perfectly. I later tried it with a pair of wet look leggings, and then a simple black thong. All pair really well together for a mix of bedroom and out-of-the-bedroom looks. The choker that comes with the corset gives a nice finish to the look, although fishnets, heels and more frills are added to the shopping list.

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, materials, structure, zip

Cons: would appreciate a bit more leniency in the sizing

Bottom Line: Gorgeous! Reminds me of burlesque/cabaret shows!

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 23/04/24
Lovehoney Lustrous Lace Sheer Black Body

Effortlessly Glam

You can’t go wrong with a black lace bodysuit, let alone a bodysuit with baby pink detailing, a plunging neckline, and the most beautiful shimmery edging.

At size 10/12, 36C and 5ft6, I received the One Size body. Most importantly, I found no issues with the sizing whatsoever! I adjusted the shoulder straps ever so slightly to enable a snugger fit across the chest, but aside from that the bodysuit sat comfortably, the materials have a generous amount of stretch, and the straps and waistband are all adjustable if required.

I adore the combination of black lace and the light pink details, particularly the shimmery edging to the neckline, back, hips and bum! The lace provides coverage however doesn’t entirely hide the nipples from view if that’s what you’re wanting.

From the back it’s just as beautiful. The back plunges too, and the straps cross over. The hips sit quite high and reveal plenty of bum, however its framed by the gorgeous scalloped edging and looks absolutely delicious!

The bodysuit boasts a poppered crotch but so far I haven’t had reason to undo it as I can easily slip out of the body, pulling it all down, however if you were to wear the body as outerwear and all dressed up, the poppers may be easier to use, or for bedroom play of course…

I paired simply with a pair of strappy black heels. I felt, looked and oozed confidence. It’s a beautiful piece of lingerie!

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: colours, detailing, fit, shape

Cons: nothing!

Bottom Line: feminine, elegant and simple.

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by @Peitho , 5th May 2024
Lovense Vulse App Controlled Thrusting and Vibrating Love Egg

Not for Public Play but has alternative Pleasure Powers

This toy certainly has a lot of thrusting power but it also has a lot of volume to match. It is by far my noisiest egg and sadly not suitable for play with my OH out and about. In a loud club you could get away with it but for a trip around your local supermarket, forget it. The lady picking out her perfect cucumber a couple of aisles over will know exactly what’s going on in your underwear. It is a thrusting toy rather than just vibrations, though, and I have never found a quiet thrusting toy, so this is not overly unexpected.

The Vulse is well made, it is high quality and very flexible silicone so I have no fear that the section covering the thrusting motion is going to give out any time soon. It is also an absolute breeze to clean being fully waterproof.

The controls are excellent, I will get onto the app shortly but firstly, even without the app, it is wonderfully designed. The button to turn it on and switch through the main strengths and patterns is at the end, yes, that’s right, the end of the tale so you don’t need to take it out to switch it on and off or change setting. Hooray, and a first for me in terms of eggs! In addition, the Bluetooth connection to the Vulse is also external to the main body of the egg so the connection to the app is perfect. It has not dropped the connection to my phone once during use, unlike the We-Vibe Bloom, which, as soon as inserted, sees my vagina as a Faraday Cage and stops the Bluetooth connection pretty much dead! Full marks to the Vulse here then.

The Lovense app is insane, it does sooooo much. I have certainly not got around to using all the features within the discover tab but I can see why Lovense toys are very popular with cam workers set up for clients to control the toys remotely or for those who want interactions with strangers online. I haven’t used these features but everything else in the app works extremely well so I don’t see any reason these wouldn’t too. The parts I and my OH have mainly concentrated on are the traditional and loop features and the patterns because these are sufficient for what we want. I have also played with the music setting, which is easy to do, linking to music stored on my phone but I didn’t find this feature great as I think thrusting toys are harder to combine that regular vibrations. Within the discover tab, there are also free pattern downloads, within which, I would definitely recommend the Lovense Official, “Oh My Gush”.

There are so many more features in the app from AI control interacting with videos to somehow interacting with Games. It’s quite confusing, but if you’re a techy you’ll have a plethora of features to explore and if you’re not, then the basic controls are easy to work out and stick with without needing to delve into complicated menus. I would recommend you allow the app use of floating menus as this makes navigation and switching between features really easy.

Anyway, onto use. As I have said, this is my first egg not for use out and about which was, initially, disappointing as eggs have never been powerful enough for me to do a lot, other than, warm me up with the thrill of public play ahead of the main show back home. However, this has proved not a problem with the Vulse as it turns out this has many uses up it’s (or my) sleeve. Firstly, for solo pleasure, insert the Vulse for completely hands free G-spot thrusting stimulation and set to work on your clit. Honestly, in combination with the Womanizer Next this is a truly leg tingling affair and one I will certainly repeat regularly. Secondly, for added pleasure during anal sex, insert the Vulse and have your partner take you from behind. The pressure from his penis restricts space and focusses the action more firmly on my G-spot and the vibrations and movement add to the thrill and sensation for both of us. It might not be the longest session but it’s very enjoyable. These are my top two suggestions and I definitely recommend you give them both a go.

Charging - I did have some charging issues with the Vulse. The magnets in the charger are weak, in comparison, for example, to the We-vibe chargers. Initially, however, once carefully positioned, it did exactly as it should, the light came on to charge and went off once fully charged. When I came to use it again the app told me the battery was less than 5%. Fair enough, however, when I plugged it into the charger, no light came on however I positioned the plug, occasional flash but it wouldn’t stay on. I eventually gave up and just left it connected but unlit. When I disconnected it from the charger, and connected it to the app again, I was delighted to find it had fully charged back to 100% with no problem. In retrospect, I think the battery level when first connected to the app is inaccurate and it is better to give it time to properly sync. A full charge takes less than an hour from flat and the lights now do as they should again. I would prefer a flashing light when charging that remains lit once charged as is more common though to avoid worry at a lack of light.

Finally, while for ease of use, having the controls situated at the end of the tale is great, if you are brave enough, or in a loud enough venue, to use the Vulse publicly then wearing it under underwear can be uncomfortable. The tale is stiffer than a regular retrieval cord which can smart when bent forward. A small price to pay for perfect, uninterrupted app control though.

In conclusion, the Vulse is great and very versatile and I would definitely recommend it for both solo and couple play, as long as the audible volume is not too much of an issue for you. Not ideal for public play in quiet settings or if you live in a house with paper thin walls and inquisitive housemates.

Overall Rating: 5 out of 5 stars

Pros: Great app connection, powerful thrusting, an excellent addition to the toy box.

Cons: Too loud for everyday public play.

Bottom Line: Great for unobstructed, powerful combination play either solo or as an added element during anal sex.

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by @For_Your_Eyes_Only_x, 28/04/24
Hot Octopuss Pulse Queen Rechargeable Clitoral Wand Stimulator

Pulse, Pressure and Power Queen

Upon arrival, the Pulse Queen comes in a rather beautifully decorated box, matching the colours of the toy. It’s simple but informative with photos, facts (and a spelling error I can’t unsee!). Inside, the toy is accompanied by a charging cable, user guide/manual, and a storage bag. The guide is simple enough to understand with diagrams depicting use.

The toy is predominantly a green silicone. It’s smooth, it’s easy to clean, and it’s gentle against the body. At 7inches in length there’s plenty of room to hold and grip on to, and it’s ergonomically designed to hug the body. If you want to go hands-free, you can! There’s plenty of toy to grip between your thighs or rest wherever you like and lean on to comfortably.

Charging is easy, and the toy pulses a blue light to indicate charging. 150 minutes of charge time results in 40 minutes of play time – I can’t complain as I don’t often have long sessions, so this means a few sessions of play before fully charging again.

To power on, a 2 second press of the main button will get things pulsing! The same goes for powering off.

For all the Power Queens out there, you can’t really go wrong. There are 9 speeds, with the lowest already being quite powerful, and the highest being somewhat indescribable! I settle comfortably in the middle, around 4 or 5, while 8 and 9 leave me numb and tingly after a short while of use.

There are 7 vibration modes that you can flick through with a simple press of the main button. They vary from stop/starts to quick pulses to increases and decreases to waves but I always prefer a steady rumble if I’m looking to orgasm. It’s fun to experiment with all the modes though, especially when increasing the speed. Again, this is basic enough to operate, simply using the + and – buttons on the toy. They’re easy to distinguish in the heat of the moment without having to look!

The Queen is in no way discrete! With an increase in intensity comes an increase in noise, and boy is it loud. There is no chance of muffling, unless you whack the TV volume right up (and I mean… right up).

With too much pressure, the toy does just come to a halt and stops pulsing regardless of what setting it’s on. Understandable considering the mechanics of it however frustrating if, like me, you like that pressure.

The toy is also waterproof, and although I haven’t yet used it in the bath or shower, I can imagine it will be very fun and something I am very much looking forward to…

Overall Rating: 4 out of 5 stars

Pros: colour, design, concept, materials, ease of use

Cons: noisy! can’t handle too much pressure

Bottom Line: beginner friendly to power queen heaven!

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