New purchase!

Been on my holibobs - did you miss me??

Anyhow, wandering around a pretty village on a Greek island and we look in a little shop that sells hand crafted items from the local olive wood, omg the stuff is so nice, feels so smooth and has beautiful patterns in the wood.

Then I spot it........I'm guessing it's a spatula for cooking however it's paddle shaped, really smooth and silky to touch, looks beautiful and will be punishishing my bare bottom really really hard some time in the near future......I might just have to be extra naughty and let my general attitude slip to bring on my weekly punishment sooner!

Anyone else found something in a random place??

Oh the imagination.