Well with everything that is going off in Downing Street over the last few days I suspect the country will have a new Prime Minister and cabinet.
I think the country would be better off with a government more like the Lovehoney Forum. A more friendly, supportive but positive government. I would appoint -
Kinky Mira as Prime Minister
Dirty wife Minister for sex due to her daily experience
Many others have excellent qualifications for other posts.
Can we put a cabinet together? Suggestions please
I think we need to appoint a Foreign Secretary, someone with maturity, seen life and international. My recommendation would be @Oldman
As @Gazza_64 is looking for a job and with his vast experience and knowledge I think may be Chancellor of the Exchequer
Why thank you @steve19 ! I am foreign and mature for sure . I am quite active on a world wide motorcycle forum , where I get to hear whatās going on ( for real) worldwide . I promise to work hard and if I am not hard enough , I am willing to take a blue pill to drive my point across . I believe the people of the world could work together to make the planet a better place without the current power people around the globe . I would be available at the beck and call of the Prime Minister , always willing to serve .
Donāt get me wrong, Iām really happy to hear that BJ has agreed to leave but he never actually said the words āresignā in that speech thus Iām rather skeptical of the man. I think we could be in a lot of trouble if he remains in power for the next four or five months as he could potentially put us through a whole lot worse than we can ever imagine ā¦
I donāt mean to be doom and gloom but the man is a danger and needs to be removed. Which other jobs do people resign from and continue to keep going to the office for a further five months?
He needs to go NOW, we need an election or perhaps Liz needs to step in and dissolve the parliament - whatever it takes.
With a Member of Parliament salary in excess of Ā£80,000 per annumā¦
Think Iād like to be the Minister of Common Senseā¦it all seems to have been erased by the Minister of Health and Safetyā¦and the Minister of Human Rights.
Example: Bring back kids school sports days where there ARE winners and losersā¦like in real life.
Get rid of the snowflakes that are running the countryā¦
Maybe if MPās got sexual release more often and didnāt feel sexually frustrated the country would be run better.
Lovehoney to treat with amazing sex toys instead of pay rises???
I think you are on to something, you will be appointed to Minister for Common Sense
The starting salary will be Ā£80,000 + Option for a LH toy once a month. @CurvyJilly
Iāll be Health Secretary and deal with the joke that is our mental health care in this country. (No offense to those who work in the mental health team, youāre awesome, thereās just not enough of you!) Happy to work for a reasonable salary, free lingerie, tea and cakes as provided by @ChloJakes! Weād make a great team. Iād vote LH!
