The Leg Lift had itself another easy win this week, taking the crown with 90% of 29 votes Though easy or not, 7 wins in a row is quite something. The Waterfall did not fare any better with its second chance. If dildobot selects it for us again sometime we’ll have to give it some super-dooper, extra-special sex aids to zhoosh up its chances (I’m thinking an all-inclusive bar and restaurant, and maybe a sex butler?)
And so The Leg Lift carves out an even higher place for itself on our Leaderboard. Is this now the only acceptable sex position? I hope not. But let’s find out…
Round 54
This week our Dildobot dice roller has gone with position 168, Abracadabra. : This position is actually very similar (/the same) as another entrant (Access All Areas), so maybe the double style pictures may prove more enticing?
So, up next is Abracadabra from November 2021, against The Leg Lift from May 2019:
You don’t need to have actually tried the position, you can judge it based just on the image (or the fuller description below). And if you do end up trying it, or someone says something in the comments that changes your mind, then you can always pop back and change your vote (while the poll is open, of course).
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Results
And the winner is…
Abracadabra
with 73% of 33 votes.
And so Abracadabra goes through to the next round!
The Leg Lift has been beaten! Abracadabra has pulled a rabbit out of the hat, and has managed to take down the champion with 73% of 33 votes Gosh, it feels like the end of an era.
And so Abracadabra smoothly inserts itself into our Leaderboard. It’s only one win so far, but everyone’s got to start somewhere. Is this the beginning of something truly magical? Let’s find out…
Round 55
This week our Dildobot dice roller has gone with position 10, Downward Doggy. : This one looks like it’s going to be a sex aid gold mine.
So, up next is Downward Doggy from November 2018, against Abracadabra from November 2021:
You don’t need to have actually tried the position, you can judge it based just on the image (or the fuller description below). And if you do end up trying it, or someone says something in the comments that changes your mind, then you can always pop back and change your vote (while the poll is open, of course).
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Good plan. In life, I’m up for giving most things a go. Thus why ive tried various foods even though i was pretty sure id hate them (turns out bananas dont taste as bad as they smell who knew)
Downward doggie looks like it would hit all the right spots but just looking at the picture I’m imagining all the blood rushing to my head, i’m not a fan of being upside-down!
I feel if it were apple, grapes or orange vs banana it would not be anywhere near as close! Pears aren’t a treat to me they’re just better than bananas
I still think your digestive system is a magic place of rainbows and Unicorns Mr Chimp - a funnel sticking out of my arse is not going to produce a delightful stream of sweet smelling confetti!