Mrs.Naughty constantly comments about how smooth and straight Mr.N's penis is; unlike others she has seen (not many, poor lamb) which have either been hideously veiny, bent, hairy, and generally less than nice to look at. In fact she has nicknamed it LAPD (long, aesthetically pleasing dick), not the police show!
How does your old man's old man stand up (fnarr fnarr) in the beauty stakes? Whenever you see it in all it's glory do you think, "mmmm nice dick", or is it "bejayzuz look at those bloody veins!!)?