Sometimes I just need a giggle, so I thought perhaps we could share some of our favourite jokes with one another.
Please remember the rules!
There are two ants living in the airing cupboard, one of them went to war.
Which ant went to war?
The one on the tank! 
What did the fisherman say to the card magician?
Pick a cod, any cod! 😝
Wind power, I'm a big fan!
A maths teacher has constipation how does he work it out?
With a pencil
My boss texted me, "send me one of your funny jokes."
I replied, "I'm working at the moment, I will send you one later."
He replied, "That was fantastic! Send me another one." 
Ok going for a long one here.
A petite lady falls in love with a farmer, moves in with him, but shortly after moving in starts getting very sore "between her legs".
She goes to see the Dr.
Pop up on the couch and I will take a look, . . . That does look sore, I will prescribe you some cream. The woman gets back off the couch gets dressed. Come back in a week if it is no better,
A week later she returns, more sore than before.
pop up on the couch and I will take another look, . . . . Oh dear that looks even worse, I will prescribe you a stronger great. The woman gets back off the couch gets dressed. Come back in a week if it's no better,
A week later she returns, even more sore, demands to see another Dr, fed up of being sent away with creams that don't work, "I need this sorting".
Second Dr, come in. . . Ah yes I see the problem. Woman looks confused, but I haven't got up on the couch yet. No need the problem is obviouse!
You need shorter wellingtons!
What do you call a guy with no shins?
Tony
My son's favourite:
Knock knock
Who's there?
I map
I map who?
Ewww stinky! You're a poo!
Knock knock
Who's there
Britney spears
Britney spears who
Knock knock
Who's there
Britney spears
Britney spears who
Oops I did it again.
Four men are stranded on an island and one dies.
One man says 'Well the only way we can survive is to eat him so i support the hearts i'll eat his heart'
The second man said 'I support liverpool so i'll eat his liver'
The final man says ' Well i support..... I'm not hungry'
How do you put a clock up on a wall?
Tickey tape.
A fish swims into a Concrete wall
Damm!
What do you call a man with a spade in his head?
Doug
What do you call a man once the spade has been removed?
Douglas.
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?
A stick.
What's Brown and sticky?
A stick.
What goes black white black white black white?
Penguine rolling down a hill.
What's green, round and goes camping?
A boy sprout
If athletes get athletes foot, what do elves get?
Mistletoes
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned in to a field
Patient :Doctor doctor I got a strawberry stuck up my bum
doctor: I got some cream for that.
What you give someone with 2 left feet ?
a pair of flip flips.
I hate hipsters.
With their vegan diets, their hairy faces, their constant running on wheels all day...
HAMSTERS! I'm thinking of hamsters.