Can someone recommend a dildo (vibratable if possible but not essential) that is as close to ~7.5" long and ~6" circumference (or 2" diameter, since dicks ain't round tubes!) at the widest point as possible (if anything a little lower, we've tried bigger than me but EH quite petite and just found it uncomfortable, so I'm not up against competition there!)? I *could* try and filter them out but that wouldn't necessarily give me good recommendations, also I have not found the filters actually work. For anal and vaginal use! Thanks.
Maybe this dildo from the Lifelike Lovers line?
It has 7.5 inches of insertable length and has a max girth of 5.75 inches.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=34763
Or perhaps the Maia Swirly? This one is 5.5 inches in girth but it’s firm and the texture makes it feel slightly bigger than it is.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=28353
There’s also this vibrator which has 7 inches of length and 5 inches of girth.
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33705
I have the above dildo and it might work for you. The circumference is 5.5" but it is quite an oval shape (dicks aren't perfect cylinders, as you say!) I've measured mine and it is only just shy of 2" diameter at the widest point, approximately halfway down the shaft.
How about the King cock ultra 7.5
https://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=33600
length is spot on and a girth of 5.2inch isn't too demanding. The taper makes it ideal for anal as it builds up to the dull girth the further down the shaft you go.
its not vibrating, but you could always slap on a vibrating cock ring and see how that goes