as it got late at a family party, the girl I was getting frisky with said - "How about the churchyard?" Its the only time I've ever voluntarily gone to church ;-)
Reading this did make me chuckle :D
A lot of the time I just whisper into my OH's ear, regardless of who's around "I want to fuck you so much right now" That usually gets her to grab me and take me upstairs :D But I can't say anything subtle cause she doesn't get hints :/ :P
I have the same problem with my OH hints arent his strong point, normally its just "sex?" or ill do something or call him good boy and hell grab me or hurt me and thatll pretty much get the ball rolling :) xx
I was once having sex with my ex (reluctantly) because I was mashed up from work and after the actual act I said to her I am fucked meaning tired LOL but I compltely forgot what I had just done !