Sex toys you can’t buy

Sex Toys
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Has any one got or use a sex toy they made , and nothing u can buy will compare to ???

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I have one particular butt plug that I can wear all day without any concerns about popping out or slipping in. It is absolutely perfect for my ass, and no other butt plug feels as safe. Got it from here, but they stopped stocking it.

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In my little collection of impact play toys I have a Pound shop fly swat that delivers waaaaaay above its price bracket and I love it. Because it’s so light, it travels fast through the air and arrives hard. The resulting sensations cannot be exactly replicated any of my other “proper” spanko devices. It leaves nice marks too! :yum:

As for vibes, dildos etc., I don’t risk improvising. I’d never put anything inside me that wasn’t “body safe” - not after that time I used a fat, knobbly, decorative candle and it broke inside me. We live and learn! :rofl:

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I have some thing that I use , as a male I might be easier to find something but I did and no male sex toy Evan comes close to it lol

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Had a friend who used an uncut fresh loaf of bread as a sex toy he swore by it…

:bread::eggplant::sweat_drops:

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Not heard that one before lol

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I bet a crusty baguette can be quite harsh! :joy:

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And if it wasn’t crusty before… :wink:

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Butter or margarine

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Ahhh. Maria Schneider… :wink:

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It was a fresh loaf of bread…then he cut the crusts off and soaked it in lukewarm water for so many seconds…(I’ve forgotten sorry but it WAS back in the 80’s)
Then basically entered the bread and used it like a fleshlight I presume…he said it felt the real thing…

Wonder if he called it “Marg”

:rofl::rofl::rofl:

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MILF’s Pride? …or Hoe-vis? :wink:

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Hot dog anyone…

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Now i know why they call it sourdough! :nauseated_face::face_vomiting:

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Nothing that I can think of and @CurvyJilly wow you look incredible in the new profile pic.

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I agree xx

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I’ve seen similar in porn.
One guy even used dough, couldn’t wait for it to cook.

I want a peen to see what I could stick it in to get off!

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Many things lol but found one that sorts me out every time lol

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I did try a unpeeled banana but I snapped it :joy:

I could have simply gone to my room for a toy, but I was home alone for a few hours, lazy and was horny so grabbed that while sat alone in the lounge. (I did wash it before and threw it after)

Some reason I found it hard to get in, the large curve threw me off and found it awkward :woman_facepalming:

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Squishy afterwards lol