so do penis enlargers really work?

I guess that is one of those standard thoughts, for men - what is it like to be penetrated (not going gay here) from a female point of view.

I've always thought men get more sensation from penetration than women. Yes it feels good but it's more the sensation of oneness I like. Sorry, don't mean to go all hippy and new age on this.

So OT, I guess we all wonder what it is like on the other side.

Anyway you girls can let things swing around while you walk as well.

Tits are a pain in the ass, they always get in the way. I'd like to have some that I could take off and put in the cupboard sometimes.

PS. What does OT mean?

What do they get in the way of?

I guess I should have typed OFT - off topic

They get in the way of all sorts of things but being a man you wouldn't understand

I see now and yes, gone OT. is this a hanging offence or do we just stand in the naughty corner after being spanked soundly?

Together hopefully?

Not sure about the spanking bit (maybe a bit old) but surely at least a bit of bondage?

Ooh, don't get me started. I love being spanked and happy to be naughty in order to get desired result.

Then whips and fur in the corner it is.

Give me 5 mins to get the lippy on.

Now you've lost me, lippy on where?

Isn't that for you to find out?

Quite possibly it just might take more than 5 minutes.

And I need to find the corner as well.

The one on the left and you'll know who I am cos I'll be the one with freshly applied lipp of course.

But if it's dark I might have to search in all the wrong places.

Oh goody!

But I like people to tell me where the right places are.

So you'll be the one with the penis enlarger pump?