so do penis enlargers really work?

like pumps and stuff? or are these temporary? or do they work at all?

i mean, im asking for a friend, of course.

so ill take the lack of response as a no then.

Yes, they do work. They make you more toned and full when you're limp, and increase size when erect too - mainly in the width department if my experience is anything to go by.

In fact I'm working on a review of the Bathmate from Lovehoney as we speak. So yes - if they interest you, go for it!

Painful? Crikey, no. It's very pleasant actually

The trick is to limit the session to 30 minutes maximum, and not to pump too hard. Some people get impatient and expect instant results so they use too high a vacuum and end up getting sore / blood blisters. If you're sensible that doesn't happen and you simply feel more toned and more sensitive. It also makes you feel pretty horny afterwards too

I have a cheap one ( very similar to http://www.lovehoney.co.uk/product.cfm?p=571), impossible to over pressurize but of course anything over 35-40 minutes and strange things start to happen - you me anyway. On a couple of occasions after using it for a few months I have pumped for an hour or so, the size (thickness) is incredible but of course you have no feeling and without a cock ring would be good for nothing (as I was just seeing what would happen it didn't matter).

I bought it for a bit of fun, did not pull my foreskin back initially and found it quite painful and stopped using it. Some years later I found it at the back of a cupboard and thought I'd give it a try again, am now a regular user.

Half an hour every now and again is enjoyable for me, it's even better if there some other source of stimulation (porn or person), I get a lot harder and a lot bigger.

^^

I also made the mistake of pumping for too long in one session when I began. After a half hour all that happens is the skin gets puffy rather than the erectile tissue enlarging further. The longer you keep going the puffier it gets, until you have a big flabby wrist sized useless mis-shapen thing hanging there. It goes back to normal over night.

Eeek some of that sounds positively scary! Fascinating though.

Yeah, that's about right - except that if you stick to the 30 minute rule it makes no difference about your foreskin.

If you use a pump on a regular basis (3 or 4 times a week or more) then the benefits stay with you on your days off. And it takes about two weeks of zero use for you to notice that you're smaller when flacid, and generally less responsive to stimuli.

It's like any exercise regime I guess - regular is good, but if you slack off for a couple of weeks you lose fitness.

I'm happy to give specific advice if anyone needs it.

For me, at the start I had to pull the foreskin back or it was painful, once everything is comfortable being larger then it doesn't really matter.

I would be interested to hear if people ( without edf) bother with a ring after pumping - I never have.

imeldaimelda wrote:

Eeek some of that sounds positively scary! Fascinating though.

It has to be seen to be believed ... boys will be boys External Media

Think if I was a boy I'd stick to my train set, it all sounds very hit and miss and potentially scary.

Truly Scrumptious wrote:

Think if I was a boy I'd stick to my train set, it all sounds very hit and miss and potentially scary. External Media

But we have to launch into the great unknown, how would you ever know what was on the other side of the hill. Who was the first person to stick something up their arse to find out what it felt like?

It is perfectly simple, don't pump too long, if you have one of the expensive pumps don't pump too hard and just have fun.

I think most places on the web say ... if it hurts STOP.

^^ Second that

Yeah, I guess so. I'm glad there are more adventurous peeps out there than me.

I'd probably get a Which guide out and then check with Health and Safety before embarking. God, how dull am I?

Go ahead boys and enjoy!

Sorry to hear of your other problems, I have had a capped tooth knocked out by a girl friend but we were engaged in certain activities at the time and she wriggled unexpectedly and I got an elbow in the face. We carried on and the dentist put it back in (the tooth) later.

[not sure if my bollocks are small or not]

Private_member wrote:

[not sure if my bollocks are small or not]

Let me have a look and I'll tell you External Media

After what you've recently done ...

I know they swing.

God that must be annoying. I've often wished I had a pair and a willy for a couple of hours just to know what it feels like. I can't imagine it. Do they swing when you walk?

Truly Scrumptious wrote:

God that must be annoying. I've often wished I had a pair and a willy for a couple of hours just to know what it feels like. I can't imagine it. Do they swing when you walk?

Always keep them trussed up except when going au naturale, have always found swimming in the nude very enjoyable.

Bot (slightly), I had a nasty thought - ball enlagers/pumps. How painful could that be?External Media

Obviously I have no idea but willies do fascinate me and often wonder what it would be like to have one. Not forever you understand because I think it would get on my nerves after a while but just to know what the sensations are.