Gets a more than a wrist job
Inserts a cotton reel…
Gets a wooden spool…
Inserts a bottle of Jif…
Gets a clean lemony kitchen
Inserts a nut cracker…
Gets cracked nuts…
Inserts a mexican hat…
Gets their taco seen to
Inserts a dolls house…
Gets to feel big…
Inserts a catapult…
Gets a face full of maggots
Inserts a pair of protective goggles…
Gets to muff dive…
Inserts an apron…
Gets to knead some nice baps
Inserts a foot pump…
Gets one hell of a muscular leg…
Inserts a bra hook…
Gets to fiddle about to see the goods
Inserts a sock…
Gets a lot of wind…
Inserts a doggy bag…
Gets more than a large bone
Inserts a skipping rope…
Gets black eyes…
Inserts a nose stud…
Gets to wonder if it’s crusty snot or the back of the stud.
Inserts a fiver…
Gets fisted…
Inserts a library ticket…
Gets a whole world of adventure
Inserts a can of alphabetti spaghetti…
Find out I’m dyslexic…or the Spaghetti is…
Inserts a dolphin…
Gets a flipper in the face
Inserts a pair of pliers…
Gets a DIY dental tool…
Inserts a pair of false eyelashes…