The Vending Machine

Gets their pipe lagged

Inserts a Ring doorbell…

Gets to record and watch doorstep sex…

Inserts a box of matches…

Gets burnt fingers

Inserts a cat litter tray…

Gets it stuck on your feet…

Inserts a bath plastic duck family…

Gets something different to play with in the bath!

Inserts a catheter…

Gets drained…

Inserts an ear bud…

Here’s what is being said

Inserts an strap on

Gets to play a totally different game…

Inserts a pair of false eyelashes…

Gets all of a flutter

Inserts a photo frame…

Gets a wooden surround…

Inserts a sports bottle…

Gets an isotonic shower

Inserts a plectrum…