Appreciate the hours that has gone into creating something so precious…
Inserts a hot dog roll…
Gets a large sausage
Inserts a beanie hat…
Gets a tea-cosy…
Inserts a hairy chest…
Gets a comforting pillow
Inserts a head scarf…
Gets a turban…
Inserts a security camera…
Gets to spy on the neighbours
Inserts a pair of fluffy dice…
Gets DAVE & SUE for across the front of their Mark One Escort
Inserts a mouse trap…
Gets a broken finger
Inserts a hand grenade…
Gets a pin…
Inserts a wire suede brush…
Gets a well cared for suede skirt.
Inserts a finger.
Gets a soaking…
Inserts a catapult
Gets a naughty schoolboy
Inserts a monocle…
Gets a lovely big one eye…
Inserts a dildo…
Gets a good stretch and squirt
Inserts a chimney…
Gets sooty and a sweep…
Inserts a candy cane…
Gets something sweet to suck on
Inserts a ball gag…
Gets a river of drool…
Inserts a nail file…
Gets beautiful fingers
Inserts a gobstopper…
Gets to give a good sucking…
Inserts a coathanger…
Gets a backstreet abortion
Inserts a Toad…