The Vending Machine

Gets a witch

Inserts a tiarra

gets tangled in hair
Inserts penis

gets a condom

inserts a penny

Gets a fortune

Inserts a bed

get a duvet

inserts a blanket

Gets a picnic

Inserts a clock

gets a watch

inserts a rabbit in a top hat

gets a dove

inserts a scarf

Gets a hat

Inserts a lamp

i was hoping for a tea party but i got a dove *kicks the vending machine damn thing is broken*

gets a flying carpet


inserts a dinosaur *fingers crossed*

Gets a lightbulb

Inserts willy wonka.

As I said this b****** vending machine is broken *kicks it again* I swear you give s*** again I'll break ya!!

you get a glass elevator

inserts a piece of apple crumble

Gets a bapple turnover

Inserts a gingerbread man

Gets 2 gumdrop buttons

inserts a donkey

Gets a Ogre with a Scottish accent

Inserts a love potion

Gets an evil fairy godmother

Inserts a glass slipper

Gets 3 ugly sisters!!! - I think Gem is right, this machine is definitely temperamental ...

Inserts a Russian doll

Gets the Crimea

Puts in my mother in law

Gets a slap

Puts in the lovehoney forum

gets attitude

puts in an empty purse