Thought this may throw up a few laughs !
Rules of the game:
What vegetable, animal or mineral would describe your perfect partner(s) and why ?
okay cheesy example, but
Diamonds - so classy and beautiful
hope some of you have more comedy imagination than me ............
Swan.
Mate for life. Faithful, powerful, dominant, stylish & Elegant
Elephant - no more forgotten birthdays, anniversaries etc
Xxx
Lol LNT!
A dog. Faithful, loving, enjoys licking and always excited!!
😂good shout LNT 😙💖xxx
a staffy dog, loyal to the core, eager to please, full of fun and energy, lots of affection and infinite love 😍❤
A cabbage aphid. 😂
"In the spring, females turn out 5-10 genetic copies of themselves a day. This continues through the summer when the daughters gain wings to help spread the family further.
A single aphid could spawn enough descendants to cover the Earth in a layer of aphids 149km deep within a year..."
So my wife would make rabbits seem conservative in the bedroom, and clone herself so I could have orgies with lots of her 😝
You did say comedy and this is no reference to my Mrs
A fly around dog muck .
Because they are always there
Sex Squid wrote:
A cabbage aphid. 😂
"In the spring, females turn out 5-10 genetic copies of themselves a day. This continues through the summer when the daughters gain wings to help spread the family further.
A single aphid could spawn enough descendants to cover the Earth in a layer of aphids 149km deep within a year..."
So my wife would make rabbits seem conservative in the bedroom, and clone herself so I could have orgies with lots of her 😝
Hmm, clones or daughters ?
Careful there !!!
At some point you would be buried beneath them lol.
Well, clones, naturally! Some things you assume are a given haha!
Cat - loves cuddling and taking naps 
Guinea pig !
They squeal in excitement when having sex......and when they know food is on the way......don't know about a partner but it sounds exactly like me !! 😚 Lol xx
A lump of limestone.
A couple of good mates who have been a couple of rocks to me these lady few weeks.
Brussel sprouts - saves money as we can turn the heating off due to all the hot wind 😀
Terri JJ wrote:
Guinea pig !
They squeal in excitement when having sex......and when they know food is on the way......don't know about a partner but it sounds exactly like me !! 😚 Lol xx
Our girls used to have Guinea pigs. They used to love the Brussel sprout peelings, turbo charged around the cage !
A robin.
Comforting, positive and bold.