Loving, caressing, stimulating my honey
Our excitement increased by the buzzing
Very sexily the lingerie accentuates me
Ever so sensually, I get him begging
Higher the tension, higher the groans
Our night is complete with satisfactory moans
Next day, another adventure enfolds
Eagerly awaiting, a surprise, I’m told
Yearning the goodies, Lovehoney holds.
Vibrators are red,
Cock rings are blue,
Lovehoney have excellent products
and customer care too!
Lovehoney...
The #1 place to spend most of your money.
WIth lingerie & toys...
Some stuff for the boys...
Books for the ladies,
and things to prevent babies!
Head on to the community...
There is plenty of opportunity...
To become a tester of toys
and make lots of noise!
Join in with the discussion...
There are 10 to the dozen!
Pay for your stuff...
and interestingly enough,
its sent discreetly,
all nice and neatly
so let me show you the way...
to lovehoney.co.uk
Deal of the day?! I must grab it!
Be it nipple clamps, handcuffs or rabbit
The excellent price
And free postage (how nice!)
Have made it something of a habit...
Lovehoney.co.uk
Is the place to come and play
With lots to buy
From toys to knee highs
Need never go elsewhere again
Delivered straight to ur door
For you to adore
And play with over and over again
My second attempt at a poem: hopefully a better one this time. Just to mention: it's a sonnet in iambic pentameter, except for the third stanza. I realised that it's rather impossible to name sex toys while keeping the structure and rhythm so opted for a different one to give a more excited feel to the poem. I hope the change actually works... 
Of what I’ve learned, to see the summer sun
Would be to feel the very glow of life.
Planting within our hearts the drive for fun
For now, this day, to end the daily strife.
No need for shame, for it is not a jest.
They stock abundantly, in thoughtfulness,
The warming tools of love to help you rest
And sent to you, discreet, with happiness.
Clitoral vibrators for every girl’s whim,
Fleshlights and butt plugs for any man’s need
An honest response to their toys, be it grim,
Or a fantastic plethora of pleasure that does not recede.
For you, my dear Lovehoney, ever kind,
The best, the rest forevermore would find.
With a plethora of products,
Lovehoney is sure to amaze.
From baby dolls to bullets,
You can browse the site for days.
Cock rings and rabbits,
bacon lube - the latest craze.
The only adult site you need,
Prices so low, you'll daze.
The daily deals and giveaways,
Delivery always prompt, no delays.
Customer service can't be beaten,
Happy to help, even on Saturdays.
Such a wide range of products,
Sexy lingerie, toys, happy days.
Orgasms aplenty and what do we say?
Thank you Lovehoney, stay this way!
There is a site called lovehoney
The place to go to buy a bunny From toys for the girls And treats for the boys You can get some great deals on LovehoneyLingerie to tease and entice
Orgasms better than nice
Vibes big or small, pocket or drawer
Everyone catered for
Hope for for a bit of advice
Offered all clear and precise
No need to fear
Every whim enjoyed here
Your lovehoney site always near
Tantalizing treasures with every click
A present for your pussy, a delight for your dick
Sexy surprises for yourself or to share
Lingerie for lustful lovers to wear
Toys to titillate to tempt and to tease
Products that punish, pulsate and please
Bedroom buzzers that bring blissful pleasure
Naughty knick-knacks for nights alone together
Gadgets to get your girl horny and spread
Bondage to keep your boy strapped to the bed
No matter the hole, no matter the place
Everything here puts a smile to your face
Lovehoney is the sexual happiness store
They'll have you coming
and coming
and coming
back for more
My Lovehoney Haiku
__________________
Love is many things
Mine comes in a secret box
With sex toys inside.
__________________
A click to confirm
Order placed with Lovehoney
Anticipation
------------------------
If I could make love
To a website, it would be
You, Lovehoney. You.
--------------------------
Sexual happiness
O, thy name is Lovehoney
Shop without equal
"But Lovehoney is luxury," she turned and said
I reflected on her statement with a tilt of my head
A vast and varied range of penetralia
That is gorgeous enough to grace any genitalia
Free shipping, brown boxes and fast dispatches
A Deal of the Day to make bargainous catches
And the staff, oh the staff! A vivacious team
That tend to the customer as if in a dream
A unisex vibrator that rocks, there's a deal!
They've made their own range that's making me sqweel!
And on the forums a friendly tribe
That's not to say I don't want a We Vibe
But if we're talking luxuries well worth the money
My friend is quite right, it must be Lovehoney!
A big congratulations goes to Juan - the winner of our Valentine's Day We-Vibe 3 competition!
This was the winning poem:
Bondage or Beginner, Innocent or Sinner
You’re on to a winner at Lovehoney UK
There’s product explanation, that tempt exploration,
There’s sex toys for couples, and hot lingerie;
There’s sex guides and forums and genuine reviews
from pleasuring your partner to choosing your lubes
There’s sex swings for sexperts and guilty pleasures for prudes
So check out Lovehoney, make love and let loose
Other honourable mentions go to ToyingAround, Ginga Ninga Minge and Blacksilk.
Thanks for entering everyone, such great poems. We had a hard time choosing the winner!
A big congratulations goes to Juan - the winner of our Valentine's Day We-Vibe 3 competition!
This was the winning poem:
Bondage or Beginner, Innocent or Sinner
You’re on to a winner at Lovehoney UK
There’s product explanation, that tempts exploration,
There’s sex toys for couples, and hot lingerie;
There’s sex guides and forums and genuine reviews
from pleasuring your partner to choosing your lubes
There’s sex swings for sexperts and guilty pleasures for prudes
So check out Lovehoney, make love and let loose
Other honourable mentions go to ToyingAround, Ginga Ninga Minge and Blacksilk.
Thanks for entering everyone, such great poems. We had a hard time choosing the winner!
Nicely done, Juan! Well done! 
Well done, Juan!
And thanks for the honourable mention, guys!
Wow! Thanks everyone, I didn't see that coming. I was sure it would be Toying Around or Lady Gasm X (or Blacksilk / Ginger Ninja Minge!). I must admit though, my favourite was Hella's :-)
There once was a woman from Bath,
Who was bored with her other half.
So she popped in a toy,
For erotic joy,
And now Lovehoney employs her as staff.
Wow! Thanks everyone, I didn't see that coming. I was sure it would be Toying Around or Lady Gasm X (or Blacksilk / Ginger Ninja Minge!). I must admit though, my favourite was Hella's :-)
There once was a woman from Bath,
Who was bored with her other half.
So she popped in a toy,
For erotic joy,
And now Lovehoney employs her as staff.