Roses are Red. Violets are Blue, we want to know more from you... COMPETITION!

Hello all 

The day is almost upon us to lavish our OH or oursleves with gifts for Valentine's day.

We want to give out a Valentine's bundle to a lucky forum member... 

All we ask from you is a poem, song or lymric using Lovehoney & Valentine's day as your brief. 

Post your enteries below & a winner shall be plucked Monday at midday to receive a treat from us! 

💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓Good Luck all and much love! 💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓💓

Thinking heads on over the weekend then. ❤️

Oooohhh exciting! Will definitely give it a go xx

Silly question - can you give an example?

*AdamKR* wrote:

Silly question - can you give an example?

Not sure if you search you will find some recent similar competitions, but basically you can submit a poem or a little diddy with a theme around valentines / lovehoney to enter. Be creative and have fun =)

Ahhh ok i get it now :-) thank you

Roses are red,
And cost lots of money!
Instead i bought you some sex toys,
Compliments of Lovehoney! ;-)

Im not very good at poetry but this sounds super fun to try! Excited to see what everyone comes up with!xx

Think 'Dirty Dancing' - here's my effort

We’re having the time of our lives,

We’ve never felt this way before,

And we swear, it’s the truth

And we owe it all to you.

We love each other but,

We’d got into a rut - it’s true

We looked all through your site,

It took nearly all night - who knew

I’ll tell you something, I’d been dreaming of.

We found that something - it’s called bum love, and now

We’re having the time of our lives,

We’ve never felt this way before,

And we swear, it’s the truth

And we owe it all to you.

Butt plugs and so much more

Lingerie that I adore, oh boy.

Nights filled with lots of fun

And a spanking of my bum, what joy.

I’ll tell you something I can’t get enough of.

Love Honey’s service, it’s a cut above, and so

We’re having the time of our lives,

We’ve never felt this way before,

And we swear, it’s the truth

And we owe it all to you.

(For some reason hasn't spaced properly but hope you get the gist) xx

The day has come where love begun

And all the lovers just wanna have fun

dates and partying all night long

The couples head home to make their own song

Romance or kink whatever they please

There's always more time to tease

With butt bugs and strap ons to put you in awe

You'll make it a night to remember for sure

Rabbits and bullets at the ready

Trying your best to keep your legs steady

Stockings and dresses to make them sway

Thats just the Lovehoney way!

Ladies and gentleman whatever your pleasure

The lovehoney team will find you your treasure!

My best attempt! Happy Valentine everyone!! xx

Valentine's is nearing.

And it's all I keep hearing.

So Lovehoney here I come!

To surprise my special someone.

^_^

Worth a shot, I'm terrible at this sort of thing haha

Roses are red
Nuts are brown
Skirts are up
Pants are down
Body to body
Skin to skin
When it's stiff
Stick it in
😜😉

Boox wrote:

The day has come where love begun

And all the lovers just wanna have fun

dates and partying all night long

The couples head home to make their own song

Romance or kink whatever they please

There's always more time to tease

With butt plugs and strap ons to put you in awe

You'll make it a night to remember for sure

Rabbits and bullets at the ready

Trying your best to keep your legs steady

Stockings and dresses to make them sway

Thats just the Lovehoney way!

Ladies and gentleman whatever your pleasure

The lovehoney team will find you your treasure!

My best attempt! Happy Valentine everyone!! xx

butt plugs!! excuse my autocorrect nobody wants butt bugs :/

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bend over now
I'm going to spank you

Roses are red, Violets are blue
But give me a rabbit and a chocolate or two
You can now make my wish come true
It's available at Lovehoney-it's new!

The desire chocolate box is hot news
Sex or chocolate? I won't have to choose
Come on you really have nothing to loose
Take a look its got 5 star reviews

If the Roses are Red,

but your balls are Blue,

Lovehoney has the answer for you.

Be it a plug for your bum,

or a dildo for two,

Lovehoney makes Valentines dreams come true!

A poem dedicated to Mr LNT

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I love my bum spanked

And so do you.

My knickers are black, the lace is pink

Love Honey's the place

I can buy all my kinks.

Valentine's is here now what shall I do?

I'll done my best kit

And I'll do YOU!!

XXXX

lovingnewtoys wrote:

A poem dedicated to Mr LNT

Roses are red, Violets are blue

I love my bum spanked

And so do you.

My knickers are black, the lace is pink

Love Honey's the place

I can buy all my kinks.

Valentine's is here now what shall I do?

I'll done my best kit

And I'll do YOU!!

XXXX

'Don my best kit' - not done - having same issues as Boox with predictive text - grrrrr!!!!!

Valentines day.

I walk into the bedroom and see you sitting there
Relaxing quietly in your favorite lovehoney chair
I'm ready to play and have some fun
But you're tired from all day out in the sun

So I think for a minute and suddenly I know
I can still have fun and give you a show
I take off my shirt and kick off my shoes
Stepping out of my jeans, I give you a view

Taking off my panites and bra that's dark red
I sit right across from you on our big comfy bed
I bring my hands up to my breasts
Giving them a nice and gentle caress

Squeezing them gently as I look into your eyes
Clamps pinching my nipples as I give a soft sigh
I lay my head back as my hand travels down
Between my legs to my soft warm mound

Rubbing my pussy so soft and slow
Looking at your pants I can see your cock grow
Carefully I part my now swollen slit
Then I start making circles around my aching hard clit

Slowly my dildo goes round and round
From somewhere within me comes this soft moaning sound
Then I move down and slip two fingers deep inside
Ohhh baby I'm so wet, so easily they glide

In and out, up and down my toy takes its toll
I cum so hard from deep down in my soul
I moan your name as my orgasm flows
I need to feel you inside me so badly it shows

I look over and see you naked, standing there
Your cock is so hard all I can do is stare
I turn over and get on my hands and my knees
Ohhh come on and fuck me hard, baby please

I feel your hard cock as you enter so slow
Pushing in deeper and deeper as far as it'll go
Then you start moving it faster, in and out
Mmmmm baby yea, that's what I'm talking about

Then suddenly I feel it building up from within
As you keep pounding into me over and over again
Finally I cum and my juices start flowing
With your hard cock inside me, as it keeps going

In and out you keep slamming inside
My pussy is so wet your cock seems to glide
Then you start to cum and I feel you explode
My pussy squeezes your cock as you empty your load
So sweaty and hot, we collapse in a heap
We curl up together and drift off to sleep.

Lovehoney is the place to go!
If you need to get with your flow!

It has all the toys!
For both girls and boys!

If your looking for pleasure!
To "COME" at your leisure!

Why go anywhere else!
No need to do it all yourself!

There's much fun to be had!
If you like to be bad!

With such an array of choice!
Where else to get moist!

Lovehoney spells fun!
You'll simply come and.come!

Sex toys and lingerie!
Who wouldn't want to play!

Knee tremble or spasm!
You're guaranteed an orgasm!

So thank you Lovehoney!
Our valentine bunny!

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