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Disclaimer:
This cyber pub is in no way endorsed by LoveHoney (Not yet anyway!!)
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Boredom & lack of beer money has forced me to open The LH Arms - The worlds only Sex Toy Themed Cyber Pub!!
**House Rules**
Any troublemakers/violence towards patrons/staff will be tied to a pole outside & fed to Hella!
As this is a virtual pub the drinks are free - just don't feed the parrot - he's in the program..............
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OI! Bar Wench. Mines a Pint of guiness and a double baileys on the rocks!
(Cheeky Fecker!)
Coming right up Sir!!
(Sliding drinks across bar..................)
Sorry to open-thread & run - I'm off to bed - You can all serve yourselves!!!
glitter&gold wrote:
Sorry to open-thread & run - I'm off to bed - You can all serve yourselves!!!
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**Pours pernod, lemonade and blackcurrant** Ahhhh thats better lol xx
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Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*
glitter&gold wrote:
Any troublemakers/violence towards patrons/staff will be tied to a pole outside & fed to Hella!
Can't think of a better way to go!
<<< for me please!
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Well, that's an novel way of pulling a pint External Media
MasqueradeMinx wrote:
Can anyone make me a lovely cocktail? *bats eyelids and learns forward*
*gets creative with some ribbon, feathers and a couple of leather straps*
There you go. Any volunteers to wear it? External Media
Oh, you meant a drink...
Well, I can do a screwdriver, that's pretty simple - here you go. I'm t-total so I'll just have the screw...
Wilkibo
February 4, 2011, 11:33pm
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What's this? a lock-in? In which I'll have a Slow Comfortable Screw against the Wall.
i could murder a decent pint of guiness actually. ( on tap cause tinnies arn't as good) must venture to the shops and buy some tomorrow.
a green tea with mint is what im settling for now.
sweetlove666 wrote:
a green tea with mint is what im settling for now.
Imperial, extra strong ... or polo? External Media
Wilkibo
February 5, 2011, 12:12am
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*leans on bar, hoping to catch barmaid's eye*
Wilkibo
February 5, 2011, 12:23am
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*wonders how many bored insomniacs are online?*
*counts 1...2....3.....(4)*
* Crawls out from under table looking rather dis-shelved *
My god! Did they leave you here all night?
I'd offer you a hair of the dog, but it looks like you've got some stuck to your tongue already...
OK The Landlady is back peeps - Have you all drunk me dry yet?!
@ MM - I make a yummy Blue Lagoon? Ooh & we have Raspberry Sambuca? Its divine!
@ Wilkibo - You break it, you buy it!!
@ Muchkin - mmmmm my favourite!! You can come again xx
@ Sweetlove - I put in a tea corner with pretty tablecloth just for you - & we have Guinness on tap lady!!
@ Paddy - Naughty!!
@ Monster - Fancy a job as late shift barman/bouncer?!
@ Sed - Now that's what you get for cheeking the Landlady!!
fizzy
February 5, 2011, 3:26pm
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hey is this a 24 hour pub? i could do with a cocktail my husband makes reading about all this alcohol te only problem is i carnt rember what its called it has baileys, vodka, kuhlua and ice cream and it goregous!
