I believe I need a therapy. I am a total LH addict - I am too sleepy now even to think, but currently I am refreshing the forum and the FedEx page (for the first time, my delivery will be with FedEx and I am able to track it). And I know it will not change it's status every minute or I can get another couple of hours of sleep, but it is stronger than me... Also, I spent a lot on my last order and I can't afford to spend more now, but, nevertheless, I am still checking the DOTD and the Special Offers.
Needless to say, I also open the Sex Toy Testers page and the blog pretty regularly as well.
BTW, before last month, I haven't been in LH for a few months and almost forgot about it and was able to live a normal life. Then I decided I need a new set of kegel balls - to raise the level a bit. And it all started again... Not that I am complaining - I like it, but I am still an addict.
I know what you mean! I hadn't placed an order since August then suddenly I spent a little over £300 in October! and I'm still checking sales and special offers.. It's an addiction.
It's all a devious plot by the hidden society called the Lumino Hereticia. They give us a forum to talk about toys and sex, which makes us think about toys and sex, they then give us free toys to get us having sex and then give us amazing deals to spend our money on. it's all part of their plan to take over the world by turning everyone into sex crazed, lethargic, brainwashed puppets. when their plans take fruition they will activate the hidden chipsets in all of the LH made toys and that will send a pulse wave into our brains and make us docile and compliant.... and then the Lumino Hereticia (LH) will seize control of all governments and countries........ but don't tell anyone, it's a secret, and besides, they couldn't do any worse than the shower of greedy scummers running things now........ ; )
It's all a devious plot by the hidden society called the Lumino Hereticia. They give us a forum to talk about toys and sex, which makes us think about toys and sex, they then give us free toys to get us having sex and then give us amazing deals to spend our money on. it's all part of their plan to take over the world by turning everyone into sex crazed, lethargic, brainwashed puppets. when their plans take fruition they will activate the hidden chipsets in all of the LH made toys and that will send a pulse wave into our brains and make us docile and compliant.... and then the Lumino Hereticia (LH) will seize control of all governments and countries........ but don't tell anyone, it's a secret, and besides, they couldn't do any worse than the shower of greedy scummers running things now........ ; )
Hilarious Draven - I am a total LH Addict and now I know why - lol :) xx
It's all a devious plot by the hidden society called the Lumino Hereticia. They give us a forum to talk about toys and sex, which makes us think about toys and sex, they then give us free toys to get us having sex and then give us amazing deals to spend our money on. it's all part of their plan to take over the world by turning everyone into sex crazed, lethargic, brainwashed puppets. when their plans take fruition they will activate the hidden chipsets in all of the LH made toys and that will send a pulse wave into our brains and make us docile and compliant.... and then the Lumino Hereticia (LH) will seize control of all governments and countries........ but don't tell anyone, it's a secret, and besides, they couldn't do any worse than the shower of greedy scummers running things now........ ; )
That explains everything thanks for clearing it up draven xx
