What can you say during sex but also at a family dinner?

Is it supposed to be crispy :thinking:

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:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: - Quote of the week!

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‘Did you find the doorbell?’

‘Has anyone got a pizzle stick to keep the dog happy?’

Is that all there is?

Wow that’s juicy!

Thanks for inviting us… we’ll have to do this more often!

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I’m so full I feel pregnant…:flushed:!?!

Hmm, Just the right amount of salt

Do you want leg or breast?

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You just squeeze it a little bit…just there. Not too much, or it’ll shoot everywh - oops. Too late!

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Similar to @PleasureDrone’s…

Just give it a little shake, you’ll get some out.

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Oops, i think i made a mess.

Would anyone mind if i have these to myself?

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How do you know you don’t like it if you’ve not tried it?

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I hate to bring this up now, but can anyone else smell dog shit?

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That really hit the spot!

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That looks abit greasy

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Wrap your lips around that!

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These strawberries are juicy

If you don’t want it, I’ll give it to the dog.

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