what do you call it???

Off-Topic Chat
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Just wondering what you all call having sex? Have you ever heard any one call it some thing funny?

Personaly I love 'The no pants dance'! makes me smile.

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someone once asked me if i fancied a bit of 'dirty hoovering' as you can imagine he didnt get any!

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O god, CRINGE!

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I've heard people call it: Bumping uglies, hide the sausage, baby dancing, naked cuddles, mummy and daddy cuddles (That one is unsuprisingly mostly amongst my mummy friends!)
We just call it having sex!

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My friend was over due with her first. The midwife told her to go home and have a bit of 'Hows Your Father'!

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When we have a full-on sex session with bondage gear & all the toys, we simply refer to it as 'filth', as an abbreviation of filthy sex

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I find "the beast with two backs" particularly romantic.

We tend to stick to making love, sex, an early night (if there are little ears around)

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if she is initiating she usually says come and give me a massage it never ends at a massage though ,i usually just say fancy a bone ,,,ever the romantic lol

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Ah good to see all you guys are just as romantic as my hubby!

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My friend calls it snu snu it makes me think of futurama and the men being sentenced to death by snu snu.

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Gem26 wrote:

My friend calls it snu snu it makes me think of futurama and the men being sentenced to death by snu snu.

ha ha forgot about that! what a great show.

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we call it sexy time, early night or kinky time depending on what's planned

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It's tickle time in our house lol :)

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tickle time lol

i like that

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if kids around its 'an early night' if its just us it 'good hard fucking' - no romance lol

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OH calls it's " making love", I just call it "sex". When we were trying to get pregnant we called it the "baby dance" and when I was pregnant he was say " wanna go fertilise the baby"

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rumpy pumpy............ i died a little inside when i heard it !

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I have said to the other half 'fancy a bit of rough and tumble'?

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Mr Scorpius and I say 'do you want some KFY' which is short for Kinky F*ckery - lol xx

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my OH says do u wanna go at it, where i call it make love :) much more romantic!