(To close down if there’s anything similar already)
Hi everyone
Well, I don’t know about you guys, but on some occasions, I personally find that certain sex words just don’t really suit the action/position/body part/etc which I am trying to refer to…
So, I thought of this thread - a place where anyone (if you ever find that you feel this way) can post a sex word which you believe would sound better as something else, and then suggest a replacement instead (just for funsies)!
An example could be someone posting that the term ‘dirty talk’ would sound better as ‘steamy stage directions for the cinema of the brain’.
Silly, serious, or sexy - everything is welcome!
I do have an inkling that some people may have differing opinions about this one, but subjectivity is certainly invited here, no worries at all!
Not so much of a sex word but being sexy with someone saying I want to take your knickers down etc… Doesn’t do it so replacing it with panties is much better.
Due to having children and Mum friends we have to make alternative names up for a lot of words especially when we don’t get two minutes to ourselves so I once heard sex being called colouring on sex and the City also recently I’ve changed when describing a certain acts I’ve started saying putting a finger in the belly button
