Boobies
foof
willy
I fall into the same, crass camp during sex (although I've never really cared for the term 'pussy' for whatever reason which probably means I end up a tad more crass than most) but the rest of the time I've fallen into calling them boobs, lady bits and willy.
Being a mother to 4 sons, when they were growing I always referred to my boobs as the 'girls' & that has stuck .... but I don't have names for other bits really, just the normal 'pussy, cock, bum, ass' though I have been known to call his a 'broom handle' on occasion if I wake in the morning & it's poking me in the back HaHa
Left boob - cuddlesworth
Right boob - Snookums
Vagina - Kitty
I call my boobs funbags, the above are what he calls them
Dick - Lollipop
Balls - Gobstoppers
(we are strange peoples XD)
Pussy - " The sublime slippery slope to to heaven"
Cock- " The one eyed, crimson veined, bearded, yogurt chucking, clam cleaver".
I call my vagina Bruce
Vagina - VJ, noony
Penis - dinkle, dingle berry
I also fall into the really rude crew during sex but outside that hers is doot and mine is chee chee.
I just call it my dick, maybe i have a lack of imagination. One of the funniest ones i heard was an ex referring to guys dicks as purple headed bed snakes.
Cock, pussy and boobs.
Don't say you lack imagination dkink, just say you save it for other areas ...That's my excuse! haha xx
Haha, thanks Fluffbags. I need a laugh just now too and you just did it.