What don't you girls like us men doing?

I just want to know whats ok and whats a no go????

Bit of a wide question...

FACT though. No women like anal.

WandA wrote:

Bit of a wide question...

FACT though. No women like anal.External Media

Huh?? Ok, now last time I checked i'm a woman and I happen to LOVE anal lol

Malteser81 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Bit of a wide question...

FACT though. No women like anal.External Media

Huh?? Ok, now last time I checked i'm a woman and I happen to LOVE anal lol

It was a joke to highlight the nature of the question. i.e. things as complicated as women (External Media) cannot be generalised on such a scale.

Although women don't like being poked in the eye. FACT.External Media

(See what I did there ey?)

My wife likes it, but she has to be in the mood for it, it doesn't happen often.

nylonlover wrote:

My wife likes it, but she has to be in the mood for it, it doesn't happen often.

Anal or getting poked in the eye? ;)

Ecksvie wrote:

nylonlover wrote:

My wife likes it, but she has to be in the mood for it, it doesn't happen often.

Anal or getting poked in the eye? ;)

Poked with what?

Pink eye anyone?

She may say the poke in the eye is less painfull.....lol

I like anal, but when a man just tries to 'shove it in' it literally feels as though you are being ripped in half. I have never felt pain so bad. However when he gets it right and goes slow its amazing.

WandA wrote:

Malteser81 wrote:

WandA wrote:

Bit of a wide question...

FACT though. No women like anal.External Media

Huh?? Ok, now last time I checked i'm a woman and I happen to LOVE anal lol

It was a joke to highlight the nature of the question. i.e. things as complicated as women (External Media) cannot be generalised on such a scale.

Although women don't like being poked in the eye. FACT.External Media

(See what I did there ey?)

lol.... very good Wanda..... very good =P

Avrielle - Tell me about it! I hate it on porn when they use spit as lube! Its not lube! Ahhhhhhhhhhh

(sorry that irritates me)

(And I had no idea why that was underlined)

(Ok maybe it wasnt, It was coming up underlined.... strange)

My OH likes steak and onion rings but won't touch dairy products. She likes cheesecake too but chocolate ice cream is a no go. Seriously. . . She's okay with everything really as long as it's clean, safe and harmless! I love KFC myself though, boneless bucket.

SEXYGET 69 wrote:

My OH likes steak and onion rings but won't touch dairy products. She likes cheesecake too but chocolate ice cream is a no go. Seriously. . . She's okay with everything really as long as it's clean, safe and harmless! I love KFC myself though, boneless bucket.

I guess I will take the first pun with the KFC - Would it have anything to do with being "Finger-Licking-Good"? External Media

My OH is a messy man ! He drops things where he stands when he gets in ; Work boots and rucksack etc.

He will go to clean it up later , but by that time I have got sooo fed up with it that I have done it my self !

I shouldn't moan too much - he works 12 hour shifts - but I don't like it ! Lol x

Use all your powers to imagine that a woman will have likes and dislikes that are unique to her and treat her accordingly. We all have much better sex when we ask 'what is Mindy/Sally/Jack/Dave into?' then 'what do women want.'

Best sex tip ever: 'open your mouth and start asking questions.'

Tigerlilies wrote:

Use all your powers to imagine that a woman will have likes and dislikes that are unique to her and treat her accordingly. We all have much better sex when we ask 'what is Mindy/Sally/Jack/Dave into?' then 'what do women want.'

Best sex tip ever: 'open your mouth and start asking questions.'

Tease.

Good point and you got it across much less sarcastically than me.

i HATE having my nipples bitten, pinched or TWISTED! they're to be strocked, nibbled carressed gently sqweezed, they are NOT knobs on you latest frickin gadget and ur HURTING me!! haahaaa

o and honey, im just going for a quick pint, back by 8.30-9pm. 9.20pm and 4 pints later, dinners cold and im grumpy, the only thing he has to say? im tired. well yeah. obviously you are

I don't like it when my OH goes for a shit, takes the laptop with him, and ends up spending 3 hours sat on the loo because he gets engrossed in something on the interwebs.