Hoare - "Have you seen the new LH dildo range? They go on and on and on!"
Wainwright *thought bubble* - "Mmmmm - a bit like someone I know!!"
Wainwright is unconvinced by Hoare's tales of the Lovehoney Moan Drone delivery service.
Dorian "Are you going to stir your tea with those?"
David "Nope, but if you put all the lovehoney toys end to end, they will go around the globe", "twice"
lol
"So I suggested to the team at LH they need a new Logo"
"And your suggestion was what exactly?"
"A woman with a pair of testicles in one hand and a dildo this long in the other"
"What does that mean exactly?".
"Stature of Libido-ty..."
"Okay so what about a mission statement"
"We've every fucking fuck thing, fucking right on...."
Hoare demonstrates his favourite roleplay: Doing the robot.
when she said be wear it was a bucket i looked and it was this big . Who said you cant have good sex after twins
Doing the robot is not an accepted route in to the kingdom of heaven says ginger Jesus.
"I don't think even the inflatable dildos go that thick" I said to the porn star...
How much do you like working at lovehoney
'this much'
I am picturing an outake here....
LH: Can you explain your favorite sex position more please?
Dorian: "Well when I have her bent over for 'the Clifford' it really helps avoid too much laughter when she sees my red man bush coming in for a landing. In this instance red means go and I don't want her to say stop!"
David: "My well oiled trombone position speaks for itself becuase I am long, strong and need the lube to get all of my slide inside."
Dorian: "So I guess my orgasm noice is more of a bark in reality."
David: "oh yes... can't really imitate my trombone sound without a proper partner so I will stick to hooray for the viewing audience,"
Hoare: "Can you hear that buzzing? There must be a fly somewhere, hang on, I'll get it."
Wainwright: "David, that's... not a fly."
"Celebratory dance for the genius that is sex toys?"
"I think so"
*Big Fish, Little Fish, Cardboard box*
Thanks for the giggles guys. Great entries!
And the winners are
First place winning the Lovehoney bundle....
Fun Louise
Wainwright "so what's the shortest sex has lasted for you"
Hoare "this long"
Wainwright "I don't even know what to say to that."
And runners-up each getting the ph points...
*Sexybabe*
Hoare: "My feet are enormous. Seriously, they're this big! And you know what they say about men with big feet..."
Wainwright: "They make great clowns?" 🤡
etc28
What advice do you have for someone buying their first sex toy from Lovehoney?
David: If you're buying a dildo always think long and hard!
Congratulations to fun Louise and all of the runners up.
Some great entries and thank you Leanne for running the competition.
Great choices Leanne!! Had a good giggle browsing through Fabulous entries congrats to the winners!
Congrats all! Enjoy the bundle Fun Louise x
YEAH..,. congrats all.
This was a fun competition Leanne and I really enjoyed the video clip with the comedians.
Shock and amazement, I won! I can't normally win an argument so I'm super impressed I have won a prize. Thanks Leanne, and well done to the runners up, sexybabe and etc28.
Well done FL and the runners up, and indeed all who entered xxx
Congratulations to the chosen! Hope you enjoy your goodies Fun Louise and the others their OH points.