dirty messages

who can come up with the dirtiest message that would turn there partner on?

My boyfriend and I don't really bother with dirty talk and messages. I've tried to encourage him to but he just isn't into it and I can't be bothered to try and think of anything at the spur of the moment.

with me and my fella, we tend to talk a little bit more over text as i work some nights and he works days, so whilst hes lying in bed i'll text him.

My OH sleeps to early for me to even get in the sexy text mood anymore, im very much horny when its dark, so at the mo, thats not till around 11 ish onwards, he's sleeping by half 10 these days :-/

I think i just need to live more in the north, all that darkness, i'd be doing it all the time, lol

Never really my thing, though a friend has teased me sending me dirty ims in class, when she knows I can't act on it. Gottta love my friends.

I've come up with some pretty good ones before I reckon and I usually send them before she see's more or when she's out with her friends for a drink and can't see me and has to restrain herself.

I send then to P as hes stuck in a van all day with another bloke mwahaha!!! Makes for good fun when he gets home mind.

Me and Oh forever do this, via text and email, but we're in a distance relationship so it's an important part... He loves sending them to me when am at work and can't do anything about it, so I return the same favour, much to his annoyance, haha!

I do a great line in "story porn" and email it him when he's on nights at work, he loves that...

As Nexas says, can be great foreplay...

Must admit tht sexy texts are a huge turn on, especially wen u cant get to see the person sending the txts for ages . . . got to agree that they make amazing foreplay

i have done in the past. it really depends on the other person and things you know will drive them absolutley crazy. what works for one might not work for another

I used to send picture messages of my lingerie when we were doing the whole long distance thing! We sent each other crazy with those and plenty of phone sex!

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masterandslave wrote:

I used to send picture messages of my lingerie when we were doing the whole long distance thing! We sent each other crazy with those and plenty of phone sex!

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It does become a staple of the relationship LD.

I've only done it a few times, but telling him what I want to do to him, or describing a fantasy usually does the trick.