Dirty Text. Help

I've met a new bloke and he wants me to text him a dirty text explaining what i want done to me and what i would do to him. Please help as I've never done anything like this before.

Depends what you actually want but how about:

Mmmm how hard is your cock? I'd really like you to bend me over the bed and fuck me hard.

I'd love it if you were here and put your tongue against my hot clit and suck me, fingering me at the same time

I am so wet, I'm playing with myself imagining sucking your hard cock, getting you ready to fuck me hard

(I don't do text speak!)

Use whatever terms you feel comfortable with and just describe what you'd most like him to do to you (then hopefully you will get to act it out!)

Ask him what his favourite position is and then work from there if you like the sound of it...

I find lots of hmmm and ooo's and yummy's work well...

Maybe use something you enjoyed you might have done with someone else... he doesn't need to know you've done it like that before?

If you don't feel comfortable tho dont say it as he might expect it... and the last thing you want to do is end up doing something in real life you dont like.

Oooo I have done lists with guys before... name 5 things you wud love to try but havent? name 5 things that really turn you on? etc....

hope this helps in some way and let us know how it goes! xxxx

It's too late at the moment...but i'll definately try and put sum filth up here tomorrow. It will probably just be an exact copy of a text my girlfriend has sent me!

The things id want you to do if you were here now is a good one. The other one i find appealing is creating a naughty scenarion(such as sneaking out somewhere, sex in a risque place) and then letting the action take hold naturally.

If your really struggling take the tease road and ask what hes doing to give you ideas before you start

I cant rly give you any advice on what to write for what you want done to yourself as that is obviously up to you! But, as for what he'll wna hear....

- How you want to look him in the eye whilst u suck his big hard dick and that you're desperate for him to spray his hot cum all over ur face/mouth/tits.

-Then u can tell him how all you can think about is how badly you want the feeling of his cock in ur ass while he's rubbing your clit and fingering you until you have a shuddering orgasm while ur asshole is wrapped around his cock.

Or is that too dirty?! x

defo too dirty methinks but very hot!

I dont do things in halves! x

Thanx for all your help guys, it's not that bad once you get started, I certainly got the reaction I was hoping for.

No problem! Glad it worked out well! x

I'd like to invite you round. You would be wearing a transparent top, braless, and wrap around skirt, l black trousers and white open necked shirt. I would ply you with bubbly. Let you open a bottle or two, the more you struggle the better, as it lifts your b reasts and excites the nipples against the fabric. A particularly stubborn stopper causes one of your erect nubbins to peek at me over the top of your top, which swings open as you lean forward to pour me a glass..... Mr wood springs to attention, you notice the line of my trousers, and release him, enveloping him in.....

sure you get the picture...... fire burning in the background, and strap on dildo and lube lying on the coffee table, ready for you to get up me !!!!

Oerrr must go

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tazzy wrote:

Thanx for all your help guys, it's not that bad once you get started, I certainly got the reaction I was hoping for.

woo hoo!

imeldaimelda wrote:

tazzy wrote:

Thanx for all your help guys, it's not that bad once you get started, I certainly got the reaction I was hoping for.

woo hoo!

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Fuck me like a porn star is one of them...most "porn stars" are too fake.....most of the orgasms are fake too. No fun!!

pinkbeach wrote:

Fuck me like a porn star is one of them...most "porn stars" are too fake.....most of the orgasms are fake too. No fun!!

Yeah, totally... I much prefer 'fuck me like a slut'. Hot!

Hiya shellyboo l have posted another piccy, in no way original but l happen to think it is a thing of beauty- but then l am also biased !!!

PS Anyone guess what "it" might be? ha ha

Tallboy

You can't beat a bit of text sex... but only if the guy reciprocates! There's nothing worse than sending total smut down the lines and getting 'And.....' and 'Then what?' back.... BORING!

I can do phone sex, but I still find it embarrassing! Especially if you're doing 'things' at the same time, it can be a real distraction!

I tried this yesterday for the first time ever and weve been together for 15yrs nearly I was surprised at how easy it became after the first one, and cant believe ive never done it before, Ill defo be doing it again soon, this site is amazing

sex txt? got no to sex txt with... :-(

type in a random message, you never know, you might find a woman and she might be the woman of your dreams...lol