Lending my mother in law a DVD to play while she looked after her neighbours kids for the afternoon. I didn't check the dvd case. Let's just say it wasn't Frozen the kids nearly watched. Luckily she saw the disk and made an excuse. Fair to say I was Frozen when I went to collect it at a later date
God and another... We'd been out with a mate and they'd stayed back at ours. She stayed and brought back her FWB.
while my OH was ejacuating on my face in bed she walked in to ask for a condom.
I think she said.... well ur not using them so u must have spares.
I feel beyond proud of myself that I've never manage to have anyone know I own anything, let alone see or see in use! I must be pretty darn good at sneaking.