hang-ups, problems, jealousy and general silliness

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okay. itt we talk about our problems, if any, with sex and our sex lives

so what are my problems hang ups and general silliness?

here goes;

penis size. its an obvious one, but its one that ive discovered is rooted very deeply in my childhood. i have an average size, not big, not small...but probably due to over-saturation on the part of porn, the silliness emerges that unless its 10 inch, and your partner cant get her hand all the way round, its small. as a guy, i like to believe im the biggest/best that my partner has ever had, again, its a silliness that has deep-rooted origins....our society tells kids that they should grow up BIG and strong; so much of success is determined by size in one aspect or another.

jealousy; i get jealous of my woman (mrsdoctorpurple). shes far prettier than i am handsome, and i know that if she wanted any other guy, she could have them. thing is, i know she doesnt want anyone else, but that doesnt stop the green eyed monster getting all riled up.

i figure the best way to overcome a problem is to admit it, and to talk about it. so me and the mrs, decided to have a frank and full conversation about our exes and experiences, including size, best/worst, etc...it helped loads...and i figure the same cant be a bad idea on this site. lets open up, and help get over any problems there may be.

lets face it, sex can be messy (oo-er) and fraught with pit falls and whatnot, especially with the amount of emotion it causes.

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yeah i agree

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Ok my problems are:

My husband always says I'm the most attractive person he's ever seen but then he always picks at my faults i.e i need to loose weight, i need to try different positions, i should swallow...the list goes on and on, how does he find me so attractive if theres all this wrong with me?

he's so attractive he could just go out and pull whoever he wants but he always says he only has eyes for me but the people he goes out with are all ladies men so should i worry?

i try to talk about it but all i get in return is that im paranoid. am i?

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sexymel88 wrote:

Ok my problems are:

My husband always says I'm the most attractive person he's ever seen but then he always picks at my faults i.e i need to loose weight, i need to try different positions, i should swallow...the list goes on and on, how does he find me so attractive if theres all this wrong with me?

he's so attractive he could just go out and pull whoever he wants but he always says he only has eyes for me but the people he goes out with are all ladies men so should i worry?

i try to talk about it but all i get in return is that im paranoid. am i?

maybe your husband does only have eyes for you, but is trying to tell you things he is unhappy with? maybe he wants everything with you?

simple fact is, if he really wanted anyone else who did swallow, did all the positions etc, hed just go out and get it. thing is, he wants it with YOU, and hes trying to tell you. guys find it a turn on when their partner knows what they want, and are vocal about it. the same sex every night gets dull, and maybe he wants to spice it up?

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thats the thing though, im the one that always suggest we change positions, i'm lucky if i get any at the min anyway-he's always too tired

i wont swallow as it makes me sick but apart from that im up for most things

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sexymel88 wrote:

thats the thing though, im the one that always suggest we change positions, i'm lucky if i get any at the min anyway-he's always too tired

i wont swallow as it makes me sick but apart from that im up for most things

gargle?

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no i cant stand it been in my mouth, even that makes me sick

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Obviously, I've got a big hang up now. My bloke left me for a bloke in a frock.

No idea how to deal with it other than the way I have to but you just gotta get out there, pick yourself up, dust yourself off and carry on.

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Oh truly I didn't know about that, I'm sorry hun. Doing exactly what you said is the only way i know how to deal with things too so keep it up! xx

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Think of it this way: Blokes are like buses, you wait for ages and then they all come at once and you have a choice then which one to jump aboard.

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yeah, never thought as it like that! good luck with that

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Usually, I pick the crappy, old, run down one at the end BUT it's my choice!!! Gotta live with the consequenses.

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or you go for the one you think is amazing but he turns into some kind of monster

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Truly Scrumptious wrote:

Usually, I pick the crappy, old, run down one at the end BUT it's my choice!!!

go for the double decker?

i dont even know what that means.

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lol

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Either way, the analogy still works. Blokes are like buses 'cos they all break down at some point.

Not that I'm bitter or anything of course!!!

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Truly Scrumptious wrote:

Either way, the analogy still works. Blokes are like buses 'cos they all break down at some point.

Not that I'm bitter or anything of course!!!

or they come to early and you miss it?

or they come to late, by which time your wet but pissed off?

or you cant ignore the other people riding them?

the fare is too expensive?

covered in tramps piss?

i could go on ;)

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doctorp wrote:

Truly Scrumptious wrote:

Either way, the analogy still works. Blokes are like buses 'cos they all break down at some point.

Not that I'm bitter or anything of course!!!

or they come to early and you miss it?

or they come to late, by which time your wet but pissed off?

or you cant ignore the other people riding them?

the fare is too expensive?

covered in tramps piss?

i could go on ;)

I get your point ok. External Media

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Truly Scrumptious wrote:

doctorp wrote:

Truly Scrumptious wrote:

Either way, the analogy still works. Blokes are like buses 'cos they all break down at some point.

Not that I'm bitter or anything of course!!!

or they come to early and you miss it?

or they come to late, by which time your wet but pissed off?

or you cant ignore the other people riding them?

the fare is too expensive?

covered in tramps piss?

i could go on ;)

I get your point ok. External Media

lol.

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However, I stand firm in my bitter and twisted ways that blokes are, generally, a pain in the ass and I'm too old to care anymore.